"By Lex Luthor standards, which are the highest in the world. So if we did, you got the better end of the exchange.

"But..." he gestured towards the plantsuit he was still wearing, "...if you consider the fact that we're still fully clothed, you likely weren't fortunate enough to get a world class Lexing last night.

"Though that still doesn't explain why you're on top of me right now, Ms. Lane. Or is this how you get your top stories?"