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[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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what am I doing

[craaazyisland]

[... What just happened?

Where are we? What time is it? Is this real life? Why are we naked?

There is an extremely red being next to you in bed, both in hair and current shade of skin.]

[silverytongue.livejournal.com]

[Well, there was that one bookshelf, but it was filled with horticulture books, and Namira's pretty sure that Yve haets plants.]

You do make an excellent point, Luis.

[notlewis]

Yes. Yes I am. [Do you suppose he has any shame in pimping out his accent for the sex? Par for the course, baby!]

And apparently, you are lucky I have it too.

[notlewis]

If anything, our wild lovemaking just improved the somber air of the place. [Yeah. That's it.]

Re: what am I doing

[ghost-bait.livejournal.com]

[Miku would like to know the answers to those questions, too.]

...

...

...

[ She pulls the covers over her head.]

[visionbeliever.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you admit to using it to your advantage? You sneaky son of a bitch.

[She doesn't mind, though. And she's going to kiss him again. Up for another round? ;D ]

Re: Kang

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[She is never making any bets on the amount of liquor she can put away versus you again, Kang. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

LOOOOOOOK]

[craaazyisland]

[Are you supposed to like...say something at this point?

As the covers go over her head, Steve realizes that saying a single word will actually kill him from the awkward. Lethal awkward. Totally frickin' dead. From awkward. Him. The High King of Awkward.

So... uhhhhh........

He very sheepishly looks up at the ceiling to contemplate the meaning of life.]

[notlewis]

Guilty as charged.

[That's like asking if he's up for staring at a tank of snails for six hours. Of course he is.]

We are the world's most horrible people.

[ghost-bait.livejournal.com]

[She's pretty sure that this was something they were supposed to do after marriage. At some point.

IT APPEARS THEY HAVE SKIPPED AHEAD A FEW CHAPTERS.

What is her life? No, seriously? What just happened here? She feels like she just might cry from the awkwardness, so she's just going to hug you, under the covers, Steve.]

[bonnypiperlad]

Well, ye did have him first, after all. [Besides, unless they find some way around the whole human/Draconian thing, there wouldn't be any children. And he knows that it's important that those come about.]

As long as he doesn't mind sharing ye from time to time, I'd not mind it either.

[governorkang]

[Shiiiiiit. That must have been a hell of a lot of booze. And his wings are still twitchy.

...he hopes he didn't leave any marks behind. Nehaa doesn't have the benefit of scales.]

Yeop.

[craaazyisland]

[Steve very slowly puts his arm around her, under the covers. Can't look at her face. It'll be fatally awkward.

At last, after a good twenty minutes of total silence, he thinks of something to say.]

Hi.

[silverytongue.livejournal.com]

Clearly, it was to give the library a more earthy, lived-in appearance, don't you agree? [You know what else she agrees with? After sex snuggling.]

We really should give it a few more gos, for maximum quality. [As in, she's fairly sure they missed a wall to push her up against.]

[notlewis]

I could not agree more, bonita. If we are going to do things halfway, we may as well do them all the way. That is a good lesson for life.

[Also there are possibly one or two wings of the castle that didn't hear them.]

[bonnypiperlad]

[Such is the way of Lash's Afro.]

When ye kissed me like...well, when ye kissed me like that. Why did ye not say something before?

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

[Well, Jamie could polymorph into a draconian sometime...

It'd mean no sex in human form for several months, though.]

Good. I don't think he will, too much. It's my choice in the end, anyways.

[ghost-bait.livejournal.com]

[ It's at least another ten before she replies.]

Hi.

[She is a pair of dark eyes staring up at your chin from the recesses of your blankets, Steve. Eyes that are trying to tell you to look at her. Look.

Looooooooook.]

[craaazyisland]

[Slowly but surely, he looks.

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooks forasecond.

Then looks away.

Then looks back.

And stares.]

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[There is no such thing as "too little" booze when dealing with a still intoxicated draenei... who... who may have gotten her purple lipstick all over you.

And what Nehaa lacks in scales she makes up for in the ability to heal the crap out of.]

[We never tell anyone of this, agreed?]

[ghost-bait.livejournal.com]

[Steve, you are not winning this staring contest.

Because Miku doesn't blink.

For at least two minutes.]

Thank you.

...Do I say "thank you"?

[craaazyisland]

[Man. She's like a cat or something.]

I don't know, but... but thank you too.

[Okay now that suddenly sounds idiotic, and his face goes tomato again.]

[governorkang]

[...even on his wings. Fuck.

Though it is a godsend that she can heal those marks away.]

I can't... not tell Fonrar. Wouldn't be right.

[silverytongue.livejournal.com]

It is. I hope we learn well from each other.

[Hawke doesn't need to hear his cousin getting it on, but NO BIG DEAL. That just means she finally loud enough for calling orders in battle, right?]

I mean, you've already taught me such interesting things.

Ronnae 'Mash Belore Ryllos

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

[Have a very blushy, heavy cuddler! Timid but very loving~ And possibly extremely awkward depending on who it was.]