I want to tell the world!

[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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Comments

Kang

[governorkang]

[What the hell just happened?!

Also, make-outs only, and no males plz. This one's straight as all hell. :| ]

Re: Kang

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Oh my God.

[She grabs a bottle of booze and attempts to drain it. Unfortunately for her, it's empty.] Oh my God.

[governorkang]

Please tell me this is just a really, really bad dream.

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

I will if you tell me this is an aphrodisiac and I wasn't in control of my own actions. [She holds the empty bottle up.] Oh God. I am not drunk enough for this.

[governorkang]

[Aaaah his wings are still twitchy what the hell. Not enough booze in the multiverse can make him forget this.]

I don't - we're not speaking of this to anyone. Ever.

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

[Her expression switches from being distraught to being grave.] Kang, if Peter ever wakes up and asks, I can't lie to him. I don't know how or if you'd break this to Fonrar, but it was a stupid, instantly-regretted moment between drunken friends, right?

[governorkang]

You're right. I can't do that either. What the hell even possessed us to do that, though?

Re: Kang

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[She is never making any bets on the amount of liquor she can put away versus you again, Kang. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

LOOOOOOOK]

[governorkang]

[Shiiiiiit. That must have been a hell of a lot of booze. And his wings are still twitchy.

...he hopes he didn't leave any marks behind. Nehaa doesn't have the benefit of scales.]

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[There is no such thing as "too little" booze when dealing with a still intoxicated draenei... who... who may have gotten her purple lipstick all over you.

And what Nehaa lacks in scales she makes up for in the ability to heal the crap out of.]

[We never tell anyone of this, agreed?]

[governorkang]

[...even on his wings. Fuck.

Though it is a godsend that she can heal those marks away.]

I can't... not tell Fonrar. Wouldn't be right.

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[Well, if she comes after me, I... am at least very good at soaking up damage. Like a sponge. A sponge in platemail.]

[governorkang]

If she goes after anyone, it'll be me.

Re: Kang

[kungfu-sexnun.livejournal.com]

[SMOOCHY SMOOCHIES, BOSS.]

[governorkang]

[adjfdkfjkf what

The actual kissing is one-sided, though there's probably a few, uh, marks on her neck and shoulders. He's just. Gonna find some alcohol right the hell now.]

[kungfu-sexnun.livejournal.com]

Where are you going? I was just getting used to the claws!

[governorkang]

I'm going to get drunk. Because that shouldn't have happened in the first place.

[kungfu-sexnun.livejournal.com]

[But drinking is so bad for you!]

If it shouldn't have happened, it shouldn't have happened. But it did. Drinking won't make it not have happened.

[governorkang]

[Not in moderation!

And damn your logic, Nima.]

It'll make me temporarily forget, though.

Re: Kang

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Yeah, gonna second that.

What the fuck just happened?]</sub>

[governorkang]

[Nightmare. Has to be.

Booze, to try and erase the memory?]

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

_{[Yes. All of the booze. For the love of the Shadow, yes.]}

[governorkang]

[Booze coming right up. Lots of it. The strong stuff.]

Re: Kang

[cityship]

NO.

[governorkang]

[...

Fuck his life.]