I want to tell the world!

[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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Lovingly stolen from starkwantsyou

Comments

[telekinetic_badass]

[He'll just spin the bra around casually.

Yes. Somehow he can look casual while twirling a bra that he stole off a lesbian.]

What? This thing?

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

Yes, that! Return it right now!

[Man, Julian, you are so lucky. If Fate wasn't... well. Fate... you'd be getting a barrage of lightning magic heading straight towards your face right about now. Instead, you just get this Stare.]

[telekinetic_badass]

[And if you think he isn't going to take full advantage of that...]

Let me think about that.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnno.

I stole this fair and square, sweetheart.

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

[She could always tell the girl that kicked your ass about this. Wouldn't want that now, would we?]

It's not really fair if it's stealing, you know.

[telekinetic_badass]

Its perfectly fair. Besides, you were totally into the make-out.

[He's wearing it around his neck now. Don't even bother asking why.]

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

I was not!!! I don't even know why I did this!

[telekinetic_badass]

Cause I'm awesome!

Besides, you should enjoy your impromptu bachelorette party.

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

[Just keep telling yourself that, Julian.]

Why? It's not like anything's going to be different after the wedding... it's just official now.

[telekinetic_badass]

[What makes you think he doesn't stand in front of the mirror and tell himself that every single morning?]

Exactly, so enjoy your last chance to make out with other people freely!

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

But I don't want to make out with other people!

[telekinetic_badass]

That wasn't your attitude a few minutes ago.

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

Obviously I was possessed by... something. I've never had any interest in kissing you or anyone else.