I want to tell the world!

[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

+ Post as your character(s)
+ Your character(s) has just formed babby with other characters
+ React accordingly
+ Be as horrific as hell as you want
+ Characters under 18 can either be aged up or have post-makeout awkwardness (Please note which in your comment)
+ LATE'O'CLOCK IS A RELATIVE CONCEPT THAT WE'RE TOO COOL FOR



Lovingly stolen from starkwantsyou

Comments

Re: Punchy (voicetest)

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

"Uh, I just got my rocks off with this dude who might as well be a chick. Why would I not be calm, duh?" He cradles Puppet defensively to his bare chest. "It can't watch, dumbass. It don't have real eyes."

Don't mind me.

[donutcrossme.livejournal.com]

Ike opened the door and came in.

Ike looked at what had just happened.

Ike walked out.

Re: Don't mind me.

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

"No, wait! Ike, come back! I swear he didn't mean anything to me!" Soren said with starry eyes full of tears.

[donutcrossme.livejournal.com]

"Oh well in that case..."

Ike came back into the room and also his shirt was opened?

[redhead-paladin.livejournal.com]

Somewhere, Titania felt like something was VERY WRONG.

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF SOREN, TITANIA

"Oh, Ike!" Soren cried, weeping softly into his childhood friend's manly chest and being especially careful not to touch that one shoulder that was all covered with armor for some reason. "I thought... I don't know what I thought! I thought I was all alone, and also that no one would ever give me sandwiches again! But now you're here. And I saved you some meat."

[souls-repose.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, Reyson was wondering where all his backup was

Re: Punchy (voicetest)

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

Soren is shuddering a little as he concentrates on getting re-clothed as soon as possible. At the comments about the rocks and the chick and the... arrrgh.

Soren, now fully dressed, grabs for the nearest tome, words already spilling forth from his lips in the Ancient Tongue. The bedsheets burst into flames.

Re: Punchy (voicetest)

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

"What the SHIT-" Punchy rolls out of bed, barely avoiding getting burned. Unfortunately for Soren, if you don't count the puppet he's totally naked. He starts beating at the flaming bed with the nearest discarded pillow. "What the hell, man? Don't give me this shit, it wasn't like I roofied you or nothing. You were game and you liked it."

Re: Punchy (voicetest)

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

"Make sure," says Soren in the iciest tone that he can manage while watching a young man with a puppet for clothes and nothing else bat at his own flaming bedsheets, "That this never happens again."

He slams the door behind him. He doesn't pull the fire alarm.