telekinetic_badass: (The Morning After)
Julian Keller ([personal profile] telekinetic_badass) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2011-06-04 01:13 am

I want to tell the world!



I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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Lovingly stolen from [livejournal.com profile] starkwantsyou
thewunderkind: (Happy - Cute Love)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-04 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[That was....really amazing and fun but she's not going to let the Overlord just get the bragging rights that easily.]

Yeah, I guess it wasn't sooo bad.

[But she's grinning way too much for this to work. Woops.]
badassfreakingoverlord: (smug sneer)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-06-04 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[And the Overlord just smirks.]

You lost all right to pretend it was 'just okay' at about the third time.

[Yes Lash had actually gotten the gentle treatment the first time. And progressively less gentle as the night went on.]
thewunderkind: (Smile -Cocky)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-04 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I called those experimenting.

[Experimenting. The type that takes at least five or six times to make sure you like it or not.]
badassfreakingoverlord: (how you doin'?)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-06-04 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
So the screaming and clawing and that thing you were doing with your hips were all the products of a rational, scientific Wunderkind mind, huh?
thewunderkind: (Smile - Pensive face)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-04 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[In the most deadpan voice she can manage at this time.]

Yes.
badassfreakingoverlord: (Standard Zetta)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-06-04 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, how did what you did to the pillow fit into the experiment?

[That poor pillow never had a chance...]
thewunderkind: (Evil - The greatest evil plan)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-04 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Collateral Damage.

[RIP Pillow, we sing thee to rest forevermore.]
badassfreakingoverlord: (smug sneer)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-06-04 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
And when the bed frame broke so you grabbed the mattress and threw it onto the floor, then practically tackled me onto it?

[The bed's loss was inevitable. What was surprising was that it was more her fault than his!]
thewunderkind: (Like brother and sister)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-04 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.]

All's fair in love and war, tee hee hee! Why are we arguing about this anyway?
badassfreakingoverlord: (Standard Zetta)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-06-04 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just sayin', your rational scientific clearheaded experimental judgments are pretty hot.

[Then he does that thing with his fingers on her back muscles.]
thewunderkind: (Movement - Food in mouth)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-04 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not bad yourself either, Overlord. [She says, leaning on him before oooh okay, that feels pretty good on her back.]

...okay better than not bad.
badassfreakingoverlord: (smug sneer)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-06-04 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
So long as I'm worthy of a Wunderkind.

[He's teasing, because of course he is. But the reverse is also true.]
Edited 2011-06-04 19:29 (UTC)
thewunderkind: (Grinning - Tee hee I'm innocent)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-04 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you might have passed that test with flying colors...after the second time or so.

[Man this back rub is pretty sweet.]
badassfreakingoverlord: (Standard Zetta)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-06-05 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of COURSE it is!]

The best part up till then was the surprise on your face.
thewunderkind: (Zany - Panties)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-05 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you had plenty of surprised faces to share around yourself, Overlord.

[This is just going to end up like a teasing match, isn't it.]
badassfreakingoverlord: (mocking you)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-06-05 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, different causes. Mine was, "Hey, for a human girl she's pretty good!" Yours was, "THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER."
thewunderkind: (Laughing - Finding it hilarious)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-05 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure I didn't say 'This could almost be the best thing ever?'

[And then she buries herself under the covers of whatever remained after the night.

So not much, really.]
badassfreakingoverlord: (smug sneer)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-06-06 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Doing it on the barrel of a death ray isn't as comfy as you're imagining it to be, so yeah, best.

[And some of the flesh she's failed to cover is getting gently stroked with claws.]
thewunderkind: (Movement - Well you know)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-06 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends! If the barrel is covered in pillows, I bet it would be! Plus imagine the view.

[GOD. DAMN. Stop abusing her weak points.]

...Now you're just doing it on purpose.
badassfreakingoverlord: (hyaa ha ha ha ha ha)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-06-06 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's hit up the sensorium and find out.

You bare it, you share it, Lash. [And that stroking drifts onwards towards more dangerous terrain!]
thewunderkind: (Talking - Ha ha!)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-08 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe we should eat something first. The previous night was pretty long, and even a wunderkind doesn't have as much energy as a demon.

[Hey this is a pg-rated meme Zetta, be careful where that is going.] Tease.
badassfreakingoverlord: (smug sneer)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-06-08 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! The difference was less than I expected!

And you know I'll deliver. [Hey they can always ftb, it's not like Makai Kingdom was hardcore porn either.]
thewunderkind: (Happy - Cute Love)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-09 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I can go for much longer when it's fun...and it was fun.

Now I wonder what we could get as real food around here. Or should we go to the sensoriums and eat there instead? [ergaeth now I just imagined a rated R version.]
badassfreakingoverlord: (Standard Zetta)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-06-09 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That's probably it unless we go steal from someone.

[Why does Micky have constantly bare giant hooters]
thewunderkind: (Grinning - Explosions!)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-06-10 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder how much Jamie still has of that green chocolate castle...

[NO that is a terrible thought and you are terrible.]

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