I want to tell the world!

[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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Lovingly stolen from starkwantsyou

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[morphitudinous]

"Yeah, splitting it's the idea! I think this may help you wake up." It was a rather large eclair, soft and almost bulging out of its pastry shell with chilled cream. Just the kind Billy liked...and the kind perfect for this little game.

Without a further word of explanation, he carefully inserted about a third of the length into his mouth, propping it up with his fingers. His only other suggestion was a raised eyebrow.

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It took her a few moments, but the sudden realization of the implied action made her blush. She looked at him, timidly smiling, before moving forward and taking the opposite end of the eclair in her small mouth, a muffled giggle being heard.

[morphitudinous]

Yes, perfect! Phase One of the game complete. Phase Two: eat toward the middle as carefully as possible, spilling and smearing as little cream on each other as possible. It should now be obvious why he waited until they were undressed to try this game.

Billy made funny little suckling sounds as he chewed the pastry, trying his best to avoid squirting the cream all over. 'Trying' being the key word here. Luckily he hadn't gone for an even larger eclair.

Just wait until they see their faces.

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Muffled giggles kept being heard as she tried her best to do the same. Cream was now smeared on her delicate nose, her cheeks and chin, most of it on her lips though!

[morphitudinous]

It was so, so difficult not to laugh excessively. That would ruin everything! Instead, he sucked it up and pressed onward, working until their lips met. Or...tried to meet. It was more likely that they slid all over the place.

Why had he even bothered to put his glasses back on? Cream was obscuring one lens, smeared on most of his face as well, and dripping down. But that was the whole point, right?

As soon as he swallowed the last mouthful, his mouth broke into a smile. "Hey beautiful~"

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"You sure you can even see me with all that cream?" She mused back with a small giggle as she leaned forward and licked some of the cream on his lips and cheeks.

[morphitudinous]

"I'll improvise," Billy promised, unable to keep himself from laughing when she licked him. The arms he was leaning on to keep upright shook with the force of it.

Soon enough, he retaliated, licking her face in a pattern that almost resembled their deeper kisses. He swiped below her nose, up her cheeks, her jawline, ending in a suckling of her ear. Not that there was any cream up there, he just liked to do it.

"I always knew you were sweet." ...what? He's allowed one pun a day. Nay, REQUIRED to make at least one quip a day. It's standard Ranger protocol, you see.

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Of course, puns are alright as long as he doesn't overdo it! She blushed and smiled timidly at the words, regardless of said pun.

"You are too sweet love~" her arms wrapping around him and pulling his body towards hers. Her eyes locked on his features and he could feel the warmth of her body as she pressed her lips against his, giving him a sweet, chaste, kiss.

[morphitudinous]

Billy released a slow breath, letting himself enjoy this moment. They were alone, eyes on each other...it was all he'd wanted for the past few weeks. To hold his beloved and be close to her.

Chaste? Come on now! That was just teasing. He whined lightly against her lips, pulling up the covers and tugging them back down to the bed.

"Hungry for seconds?" He quirked an eyebrow at her for extra effect, definitely on the verge of laughing. At himself, at the world, at how incredibly lucky he was.

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"Maybe." She quipped back. "Are you offering?" her tone of voice was definitely teasing as her hand ran up and down his bare side, barely touching the skin as she made intricate circles around his lower back.

[morphitudinous]

"It seems," Billy answered, shivering in delight at her touches, "that you've already ensnared me." His own hands glided over her thigh and shoulder, head nestled at the base of her neck. It would hardly be fair if he was the only one marked, right?

He smiled against her skin, suckling lightly. "I'm all yours, Ronnie."

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If his intent was to have a repeat of last night, he was well on his way.

She playfully ran her hands up his arms, caressing lightly as they went up before she pinned down his arms. A mischievous smile rose on her lips as she looked down at him. "Well, if you insist."

[morphitudinous]

"I do, darlin'," Billy winked, not at all minding his position. "And this offer doesn't expire."

With that bright smile of his still firmly in place, he hooked his legs around hers and invited her in. This was going to be a wonderful morning.

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A morning obviously not meant for this comm however~ Billy and Ronnae had a chipper skip to their step the rest of the day for sure.... maybe a bit wobbly legged.