I want to tell the world!

[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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Lovingly stolen from starkwantsyou

Comments

[cityship]

The Great Time Dragon Analog does not do anything wrong, pauper! I know perfectly well that you humans start any relationship with tongue action!

[Sakura, forever scarred by Analog and anything involving Time Dragon tongues. And motor oil.]

[encourage]

... Yeah, when you're kissing! That definitely wasn't kissing.

[cityship]

You were completely covered in motor oil. I did it right.

[encourage]

There is nothing sexy about motor oil. I need to take ten showers.

[ Oh gooood she runs a hand down her body and it does nothing because she is all motor oiled up alsjdkf ]

Maybe twenty.

[cityship]

And this is why you're a terrible woman. Can't even take motor oil to the face. Next you'll tell me the thing I did with my wings was all wrong! Back in my day, the little virgin princesses liked getting it and they moaned and begged for more!

[encourage]

[ asldjkfasdf SO OFFENDED WHAT EVEN -- ]

No, I actually -- [ oh fuck you Analog ] -- liked that part.