I want to tell the world!

[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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Lovingly stolen from starkwantsyou

Comments

[encourage]

Congratulations, Marco, you're going to live.

[ aka yes sometimes they can ]

[livestoannoy]

Gee, thanks. I totally couldn't have figured that out on y own. At all. [hello sarcasm]

[encourage]

I was trying to find something both opinions would work for.

[ tugs along come ooon we're almost theeeeeeeere ]

You're not really going to be "tall," Marco. You'll fill out, but if you need to tower over people to feel important, start hanging out with dwarves.

[livestoannoy]

I'd settle for just not being short. [sulk]

[encourage]

You're over five feet tall. You're not short.

[ such an eyeroll WHATEVER SULK AND WALK it's all good sort of

also belated realization looking down at herself, then over at him









they are way under-dressed for this mission


























WHATEVER THE SHOW MUST GO ON??? ]

[livestoannoy]

Yeah, by like, two inches. That's short.

[WELL YOU'RE THE ONE THAT INSISTED ON LEAVING. If they'd gone with Marco's plan they wouldn't have had to worry about wondering around the ship with hardly any clothes on!]

[encourage]

[ No, because his plan would have had them naked. ]

What's so good about being tall anyway?

[ Oh man was that someone walking up the hall? DUDUDU totally pretending this is... normal..... subtly trying to hurry about SOB NOT AS PLANNED ]

[livestoannoy]

[Correction: his plan would have had them naked, in bed]

Well for one thing, you don't have to worry about girls turning you down because you're not tall enough.

[glaring at said person wandering by] Why the hell are we doing this?!

[encourage]

Because a dragon I was negotiating with and got to come on this ship in an effort to break the clock that was slowly killing you and dozens of others on board pissed me off ten times too many.

[ though really, once that person's gone asldkjf sob she's looking back over at him like he's some kind of special idiot ]

Height's just an excuse, you realize. If it wasn't that, it'd be something else.

[livestoannoy]

You do realise that that's the stupidest excuse ever, right?

[crossing his arms over his chest defensively - way to make a guy feel better Sakura, not] Or maybe there's a lot of girls out there who just won't date guys that are shorter than them.

[encourage]

[ No nononono if he stops now they'll never make it in time! ]

I was taller than the first guy I fell in love with.

[ granted they were like eleven but she was TALLER OKAY ]

When you care about someone enough to take a chance on them, things like that don't matter.

[livestoannoy]

Love? [raising an eyebrow. Seriously? love? Barbie, you're like sixteen. Come on. She wasn't someone he'd expected this kind of sappy stuff from]

[encourage]

Love.

[ Short, and somewhat snippy. Tender point, that one; you forget, Marco, she essentially seems to live on an accelerated rate compared to what he's used to for people their age. ]

[livestoannoy]

Right. [he still thinks it's ridiculous. and he'd think it even more so if he knew that she'd been eleven.]

[encourage]

[ the whole rest of the story behind it wouldn't do anything to change his mind about the ridiculous nature of it all. most people really don't stay past the murder attempts, but hey! details. ]

I know I am. Now come on!

[livestoannoy]

[INSANE]

[but nooooooo now he's getting dragged along. But he is not coming willingly, dammit!]

[encourage]

[ And sadly she outweighs him and so all this dragging doesn't really even need her augmenting herself to get him there and -- YES!

THE DRAGON IS STILL IN THE BUILDING! ]

Do you see the one with the disgusting, miserly air over it?

[livestoannoy]

[Damn you and your ninja training!]

You mean the one that looks like it's about to fall apart at any minute?

[encourage]

If only...

[livestoannoy]

Weeeeelll, if you can destroy the Great Wall of China...

[encourage]

Where would I be without my partner in unwitting crime against foreign culture?

[ lmfao hooks an arm through his, eyes narrowing while she watches the target

yes

yes dragon

go for your motor oil tea ]

[livestoannoy]

You know, I have a plan: how about you go up and punch her, and I'll stand over here an watch out for anyone who's coming?

[trying to pull away, HE DOES NOT WANT TO MEET THE DRAGON]

[encourage]

Who said anything about punching?

[ AND YET SUDDENLY THROUGH TIME SHENANIGANS THEY ARE LIKE

RIGHT BACK AT THE ROOM AGAIN AND

Sakura's just

8| fml ]

... I hate Time Dragons so damn much!

[livestoannoy]

[Marco blinks, then grins and turns to Sakura]

So you mentioned having sex again...