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I want to tell the world!

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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Want to? Naw.

[To quote, "Aww Zetta it's almost like you care."]

[That's right!]

Plus I have been getting stronger too, y'know. You might be surprised.

I can read your status screen, Lash, I'm not surprised by any of your stat increases. Which is fine by me! You're full of plenty of other surprises.

Who? Me? Now isn't that a surprise...not! Tee hee hee.

[Hey look she's already fooling around with the scoreboard.]

[In a fit of rabid maturity and not at all being suggestive, Zetta promptly sets both their scores to 69.]

[Lash has no idea wtf.]

What's with the score?

[Demonstrates, ftb, victory screen.]

[Oh that's...oh!]

...w-what?!

See, doubt me though you may, I CAN teach pretty well!

But why that number?

[Confuse on the IMPORTANT PART]

Well... turn it on its side. Then I'm the nine and you're the six.

Oh! Oh hahaha I get it-

What?

Did you have to use us as examples?

[Just kinda weird seeing herself like that.]

...seriously, would you have rather looked at someone ELSE?

...good point.

Besides, we're pretty hot together.

Both figuratively and meta---whatever that other word is.

[Man screw all of this, let's get back to the important stuff]

[If they get back to the important stuff, it won't be 'all of this' that they screw.]

[Precisely.]

So are you ready for another round?

Duh.

[Grabby grabby]

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