I want to tell the world!

[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

+ Post as your character(s)
+ Your character(s) has just formed babby with other characters
+ React accordingly
+ Be as horrific as hell as you want
+ Characters under 18 can either be aged up or have post-makeout awkwardness (Please note which in your comment)
+ LATE'O'CLOCK IS A RELATIVE CONCEPT THAT WE'RE TOO COOL FOR



Lovingly stolen from starkwantsyou

Comments

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

My knowledge of cooking is extensive! [As about a hundred recipes flash through his mind.] I will feed you well, my dear, I promise!

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

Oh, this I'll be looking forward to. I'm afraid I'll have to be abusing your poor tastebuds to get the true experience, though. Speaking in a purely non-sensual way, of course. (Really!).

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

You KNOW I don't mind.

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

I always feel the need to ask, regardless. Not everyone (see: no one but you) so shamelessly enjoys having their senses hijacked.

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

Their loss! I can't see WHY it's a problem, unless they really think somehow you're actually lying about everything including not being able to lie when you're doing this, which is paranoid to the point of lunacy...

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll admit that that has happened on more than one occasion! Apparently letting slip (potentially) embarrassing tidbits and strictly verboten information is part of my 'master plan'.

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it's POSSIBLE, but I don't buy it. I trust you. (Because you generally, genuinely seem like an honest and decent person.)

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

Trust? Well that's certainly a strong word people don't tend to toss around so easily. But I will admit I am a genuinely honest and decent person (at least i'll always make sure of that).

........Hrmf. Way to contradict me, thought stream.

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

(Whatever your reasons for making yourself that way) I think there's a lot to be said for someone choosing to be that way consciously. Choosing it seems more meaningful than just being it.