iselldrugstothecommunity: (Douchebag face.)
Howard Bassem ([personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2011-06-17 08:50 pm

This is DJ Breakfast Club, hacking your Friday night...

Truth or dare! Exactly what it says on the tin.

1. Post with your character or tag another puppet.

2. Your character is playing truth or dare with their thread partner.

2.5 The catch is, no matter what a two-faced scoundrel they usually are, they have to abide by the rules of the game. Which means they answer honestly, or have to complete a dare!

(demi-rule) Please get mun permission if the dare involves another puppet.

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] jesus_is_gundam 2011-06-18 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[BULLET TIME SHENANIGANS as we watch Setsuna launches himself off the bike a half of second before it gets hit and dives at Sousuke in super-slow motion]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
FFFFFFUUUUU--

Sousuke brings up an arm to try and flip Setsuna over his shoulder, reaching with the other for his short-barreled riot shotgun. What the hell is this guy?!

SUPER SLOW MOTION YEAH
a_mere_human: (RAWR!)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's nothing but a mere human! Just ignore the whole glowy eyes thing.

He grabbed Sousuke's arm as he's flipped over, and uses the momentum to knock him off balance as he landed.]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hrrrrngh he wasn't expecting that and what's with this guy's freaky eyes?

Suddenly off balance, Sousuke is falling down like twenty million stairs, and he's going to drag Setsuna with him!

Because, um, there was a stairwell nearby.
a_mere_human: ([Helmet] Damn you!)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[And down the stairs they both go, which hurts like hell, and they lose their guns along the way! But that's why Setsuna carries a knife. So once he manages to figure out which way is up, he's out to stab Sousuke.]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Arrrrgh, he's hit! But not before he grabs a combat knife from his own boot, stabbing at Setsuna in return!

Also, dude, how many stairs have they fallen down, are they in a sub-basement or something.

"You're tenacious, I'll give you that!"
a_mere_human: ([Helmet] In the mood to kill somebody)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[They probably are, given how many exposed pipes and valves are running everywhere. Not that Setsuna is paying the closest attention, for they are in the middle of an EPIC KNIFE FIGHT.]

I never give up.

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Suddenly, a CAVE DEMON APPEARS (http://sciencephoto.com/media/87878/enlarge).

Oh my god! It's looking right at them! It'll tear them to shreds!
a_mere_human: (STOP!)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? Whatever it is, though, Sousuke gets to deal with it first. Since Setsuna just kicked him towards it.]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU INSANE, SETSUNA? A KNIFE IS USELESS AGAINST THOSE MASSIVE CLAWS! THEY COULD RIP A TANK APART!

That said, Sousuke does some pretty awesome acrobatic maneuvers to stay the hell away from the cave demon. But not before his knife is broken. And it's eyeing him.

He throws the broken knife at Setsuna. The cave demon follows. IT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW, TERRORIST.

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] jesus_is_gundam 2011-06-18 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[OF COURSE HE'S INSANE. That's why he's going to fight the cave demon by feeding it the last of his bombs, destroying it, and damaging the surrounding pipes. Clearly, that will not come back to haunt either one of them several seconds from now.]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
OH GOD THE PIPES they all contain horrible boiling steam! They're about to be cooked like crabs with pinchy claws! Cursing, Sousuke dashes for the stairs to stay above the rising level of steam. He grabs a folding chair while he's at it, so he can throw it at Setsuna's insane, bomb-throwing, sort of handsome face.

TAKE THAT
jesus_is_gundam: (Highly Annoyed)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] jesus_is_gundam 2011-06-18 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[That feeling you have can only be called love! He could barely see through the steam, so he gets chaired to the face. It slows him down, but doesn't stop him. Particularly since the machines those pipes were hooked up to don't take kindly to the sudden change in pressure and are inexplicably going to blow in spectacular fashion in 10... 9... 8....]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, it's an emergency exit! Sousuke throws the door open and runs for it.

7... 6... 5...

Is that oddly attractive maniac still chasing him? He dares not look over his shoulder to be sure.
a_mere_human: (Something's goin down)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damn right he is! And he's gaining on you Sousuke.

4... 3... 2... 1...

He lunges to dive tackle his quarry right as the building blows up behind them both.]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
SLOOOOOW MOOOTION JUUUUUUMP just as the building explodes, sending Sousuke diving forward away from the flames. He feels that crazy Setsuna jerk almost grab his collar as they're both flying through the air -- good god, is he still trying to kill Sousuke?
a_mere_human: ([Helmet] Out cold)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[They both hit the ground as debris falls around them, also in slow motion. Setsuna looked back at what was left of the building, then look at Sousuke.]

Are you still alive?

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Sousuke's playing dead.
a_mere_human: ([Helmet] Let me check my facebook page)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Setsuna would do a more thorough check, but he was out of guns, knives, and explosives. Plus he was too tired to choke this guy to death if he was still breathing. So he'd call it and report in.]

Mission complete. Returning to base.

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Just after Setsuna left, the camera zoomed up on Sousuke's (dead?) face. Suddenly, his eyes snapped open. A SEQUEL?

Dun-dun-dun!