Wonder of wonders, there is a nerd in Engineering. A nerd with a lot of pent-up sexual frustration. He sees someone else come in and all that really registers is the feminine attire, and if it's wearing girly clothes it must surely be a chick, right? Jamie rises from his bench, posturing like some sad GQ knockoff.

"Y'know what, you are lookin' pretty damn hot, and I haven't been laid in...well, okay, ever, at least that I've been conscious for." He pauses to adopt another ~sexy~ pose. "So how 'bout you come on over here and we conduct some...experiments."

He lets that hang in the air for a tantalizing moment before clarifying: "Naked experiments."