The Naked Now

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, the ship has been flooded with a mind-altering contaminant brought aboard from some on-planet mission! (Good going, Crewman Redshirt. You'll see that in your pay this month.)

This contaminant has the effect of bringing to the fore the screeching, unreasonable, most likely highly embarrassing Id of everyone on board! Or maybe it just reverses your personality. How terrible and bad!

Feel free to be as hideous as you like. Or just giggle and make flower wreaths for each other. Or have silly slapfights with your friends oops sorry kirk.

P.S. Stacy is taking pictures.

Comments

ZETTA

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[...nothing is different. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.]

[Seriously why even tag this you could just tag him IC for the same effect...]

Re: ZETTA

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

Soren was somehow skipping down the hallways in his robe when he spotted Zetta. He stopped mid-skip, beaming. Oh, boy, he hoped this was a NEW FRIEND because Soren LOVED MAKING FRIENDS. "Hi there, little guy! You're looking kinda grumpy!"

Re: ZETTA

[hit-girl-mindy.livejournal.com]

"Zetta, hi!"

Looks who's now entirely infused with happy feelings and prettiness!

"How are ya?"

[thewunderkind]

BABIES EVERYWHERE!

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

[SOREN IS HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS]

Soren held up the delicate lace doily he'd just finished crocheting, beaming with pride. He couldn't wait to see his BFF Punchy, who hopefully would come back to the room soon so Soren could give him his new present! After that, maybe he could help out some of those poor, injured medical patients! And make friends with all the nonhuman members of the crew!

He was especially looking forward to learning how to use all this wonderful technology, because he'd just found the BEST ARTIST EVER in the Media Library and AVRIL LAVIGNE TOTALLY UNDERSTOOD HIM OMG ♥♥♥

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

"I do declare, dear Soren, you are looking particularly cheerful today. Whatever could be the cause?" Punchy says as he adjusts his monocle.

[combustible_me]

"Yer so cute!" That accent could only be one person, really.

A chain of violets was draped around Soren's neck, before the pyromancer gave him a big hug. She sat down after releasing him, a big smile on her face, and another chain of various flowers already being twisted together in her hands.

[alastirra.livejournal.com]

[And now we have the happiest ANGRIEST SPACE GOAT. Her garden? A shambles! She's wrecked the joint! Naaru help you if she finds you! Even her frostsaber is hiding!]

[morphitudinous]

Someone appears to be thoroughly enjoying his time today. That someone is Billy Cranston, and he appears to be exerting more than usual. He can be found sweating over his dear love, shirtless, grunting in exertion---

---while twisting a stiff bolt with a wrench. He's completely engrossed in his greatest desire at the moment, working on machinery, without a care about who might see or judge.

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Zouichi burst into the Hangar (they were totally in the Hangar, right), obviously excited about something.

"BILLY," he said, a good deal more enthusiastically than usual.

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

[Inhibitions removed oh noes]

Zouichi brought one gloved hand to the side of his head, suddenly and momentarily dizzy. He braced himself against a nearby wall, shaking his head to clear the feeling. What just happened?

[futureisclear.livejournal.com]

"Zouichi," Ildraniath's voice is a bit too light and airy, a bit too relaxed, for her to be normal. And the smile on her face is a bit too broad. Too large.

"How pleasant to see you again."

[thisclinchesit]

[It was a dark and stormy night in the city...]

[At least, Shoutarou wished it was. Enough of this damn clear weather. He's strolling the streets, collar high on a trenchcoat. He's sporting a five-o-clock shadow, and carrying a flask of something stout. He braces against a building and swigs, then puts the thing back in his coat.]

This soulless city holds many secrets... Secrets that can emasculate a man when he least expects it...

[And he's out to do what he can to fix it.]

[He'll find that damn ball if it's the end of him.]

[combustible_me]

[Don't mind the pyromancer passing by, Shoutarou! Ellyn runs past, giggling, gives him a big ol' smooch on the cheek, and droops a flower atop his hat before she skips off, waving as she goes.]

See ya later, cutie!

Ellyn Vitner

[combustible_me]

[Some things don't change too much--Ellyn will never have a pleasant singing voice, for instance, but...

The pyromancer is singing, quite cheerfully, if raspily, dancing around and humming to herself. She's found a dress somewhere, and even if it's the characteristic crimson she loves, it's a dress. She's practicing putting her hair up and checking her reflection in a mirror shard she'd found down in the City.]

I feel pretty, oh, so pretty, an' witty, an' gay...

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

People in the area might hear a loud whoop of joy before seeing a blur leaping like a grasshopper around the city.

Then there was the sound of something breaking. Followed by the sound of something else breaking.

Because destroying buildings? Glass? Benches? SO MUCH FUN.

[supersonicracer.livejournal.com]

YES IT IS.

Usually Sonic's bouncing around, smashing robots and stopping evil scientists. Today? He's cutting loose, seeing exactly what he can do!

And if that means smashing up stuff? More, the better!

[herblessedwind.livejournal.com]

[Reinforce has removed her tunic, that nice black one that clings to her chest like it was painted on and barely covers her butt, to don sweaters.

Decadent, decadent sweaters.

More than one.

Oh, the debauchery.]

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

That squeal of delight Reinforce just heard came from Soren.

"That is the best sweater EVER! Ohmigod, where did you get it?"

[saint-sami.livejournal.com]

[There's a cafe to run, people to help out, a house to keep in order...

Not today, as Sasami's busy lazing around, a bored look on her face as she looks up at the sky.

And lets out a belch.]

[herblessedwind.livejournal.com]

[That's okay, Reinforce can serve herself.

Ignore the loud noises from the kitchen.]

Stephanie, Queen of the Meatship (Stephen Valkonan)

[sonofether.livejournal.com]

The dark-skinned, leggy brunette in the heels, teal blouse, and grey pencil skirt (don't forget the lab coat) is hurriedly making her way down to Engineering.

She kind of looks familiar...

spamming your inbox with hideousness

[riseupnchargem.livejournal.com]

Wonder of wonders, there is a nerd in Engineering. A nerd with a lot of pent-up sexual frustration. He sees someone else come in and all that really registers is the feminine attire, and if it's wearing girly clothes it must surely be a chick, right? Jamie rises from his bench, posturing like some sad GQ knockoff.

"Y'know what, you are lookin' pretty damn hot, and I haven't been laid in...well, okay, ever, at least that I've been conscious for." He pauses to adopt another ~sexy~ pose. "So how 'bout you come on over here and we conduct some...experiments."

He lets that hang in the air for a tantalizing moment before clarifying: "Naked experiments."

[thewunderkind]

[Wait did anything change? Uh apart from all the anger at everything that Lash now seems to have.]

[hit-girl-mindy.livejournal.com]

"Yo, Lash, yo....ou look different."

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

[Dean didn't seem all that different. Actually he was in subtle ways. Distant more, not that interested or inclined toward anything. There were no wants or desires. He just didn't care.]

I'm just going to be horrible here

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Zouichi wandered into Dean's (shared?) office at the Precinct. For once, he didn't appear to have a pertinent topic to discuss. Rather, he walked right up to the desk and leaned against it with both hands, waiting for Dean to break the silence.

He was rather uncharacteristically smiling.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Punchy is wandering around wearing a three-piece suit, a monocle, and a perfectly-knotted bowtie. Also he now has an English accent.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

[Kate often would wear tight outfits that didn't hide much. But the clothes didn't look painted on or this tight. Don't expect her to help you much right now, she was more interested in helping herself. She was currently sprawled cat like on one of the couches.]

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Howard's usual paranoid energy has apparently been ramped up to eleven, resulting in a Bart Allen-like hyperactivity. Also, he's...helping people? Currently he's dropping baskets of home-made jam at people's doorsteps.

"You know what's awesome? Artificial suns!" he says, spreading his arms wide and basking in Stacy's city's weird daylight.

[snarkingscribe]

[The normally well-covered scribe is currently strutting around the living quarters in a classy evening dress. Her left arm is carrying a moderate stack of other fancy dresses she's found.

In people's rooms.

After punching the locks out with the pneumatic gauntlet on her free hand.]

Don't mean to strip you people of your stuff, but I need these~!

[alastirra.livejournal.com]

[At this rate Alastirra didn't need that purple gown anyway. Nor will she even notice you took it, Vee. ENJOY.]

[pretty_lethal]

Rachel's just. So happy.

And she wants to give all of you hugs. Please give her hugs. This is going to be like Nice Rachel but probably with less crying.

[combustible_me]

[Have a happy to oblige pyromancer! ELLYN IS JUST SO HAPPY.]

[not_the_philistine]

GET OFF MY LAWN.

[This applies unless you were already a close friend of Goliath's.

If you were, then by all means, remain on the lawn.]

s-sob so sorry I had to!

[alastirra.livejournal.com]

[As if space goat is in any mood to be told NO.]

MAKE ME! [Complete with Draenei rude emote!]

[mylittlelolny.livejournal.com]

[Pinkie is exactly the same. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.]