The Naked Now

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Oh, no, the ship has been flooded with a mind-altering contaminant brought aboard from some on-planet mission! (Good going, Crewman Redshirt. You'll see that in your pay this month.)

This contaminant has the effect of bringing to the fore the screeching, unreasonable, most likely highly embarrassing Id of everyone on board! Or maybe it just reverses your personality. How terrible and bad!

Feel free to be as hideous as you like. Or just giggle and make flower wreaths for each other. Or have silly slapfights with your friends oops sorry kirk.

P.S. Stacy is taking pictures.

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Billy was so enthusiastic and dedicated! Zouichi grabbed a welding mask and began cheerfully searing off pieces of a nearby X-Wing. So he could add LASERS.

...it was too bad the hull was in the way!

[morphitudinous]

"No, no---" Billy fussed, making his way over to rub the poor little hull. "It won't bend for you that way. You need to be heated and forceful with it---like so."

Snatching up a welding mask of his own, he pressed in hard. Actually, he didn't have much better luck, but don't tell him that.

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Why, Billy. How suggestive. But Zouichi seemed completely oblivious. "Oh, come on. It's not how hard you press, it's about technique."

[morphitudinous]

"It's likely a combination of both factors," Billy concluded, pulling back with a wide smile. "If you're going to be a great mechanic, you need to be creative."

With that, he gave a sharp tug, a twist, and a firm press to one of the components sticking out.