Oh, no, the ship has been flooded with a mind-altering contaminant brought aboard from some on-planet mission! (Good
going, Crewman Redshirt. You'll see that in your pay this month.)
This contaminant has the effect of bringing to the fore the screeching, unreasonable, most likely highly embarrassing
Id of everyone on board! Or maybe it just reverses your personality. How terrible and bad!
Feel free to be as hideous as you like. Or just giggle and make flower wreaths for each other. Or have
silly slapfights with your friends oops sorry kirk.
P.S. Stacy is taking pictures.