The Naked Now

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Oh, no, the ship has been flooded with a mind-altering contaminant brought aboard from some on-planet mission! (Good going, Crewman Redshirt. You'll see that in your pay this month.)

This contaminant has the effect of bringing to the fore the screeching, unreasonable, most likely highly embarrassing Id of everyone on board! Or maybe it just reverses your personality. How terrible and bad!

Feel free to be as hideous as you like. Or just giggle and make flower wreaths for each other. Or have silly slapfights with your friends oops sorry kirk.

P.S. Stacy is taking pictures.

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Stephanie, Queen of the Meatship (Stephen Valkonan)

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The dark-skinned, leggy brunette in the heels, teal blouse, and grey pencil skirt (don't forget the lab coat) is hurriedly making her way down to Engineering.

She kind of looks familiar...

spamming your inbox with hideousness

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Wonder of wonders, there is a nerd in Engineering. A nerd with a lot of pent-up sexual frustration. He sees someone else come in and all that really registers is the feminine attire, and if it's wearing girly clothes it must surely be a chick, right? Jamie rises from his bench, posturing like some sad GQ knockoff.

"Y'know what, you are lookin' pretty damn hot, and I haven't been laid in...well, okay, ever, at least that I've been conscious for." He pauses to adopt another ~sexy~ pose. "So how 'bout you come on over here and we conduct some...experiments."

He lets that hang in the air for a tantalizing moment before clarifying: "Naked experiments."

have I told you I loved you lately?

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Stephanie gave Jamie a very pretty pout, looking him up and down, before sighing.

"Don't get me wrong, you're very cute, but you just...you're just not my type, sweetheart. I like the ladies, you see?"

It really was too bad.

Murphy's Law and The Rule of Funny are a terrible combination.

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A leggy brunette who's after ladies? Well, here's one for you, Stephanie. She was stopping in for spare parts - apparently punching out Stacy's locks can really wreck up a Power Fist.

She'll sidle up to Stephanie with a grin. "Well, if you're looking..."

oh god

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Jamie looks crestfallen for just a moment, but he recovers quickly enough, fuelled by pure, A-grade testosterone. Assuming another MANLY pose, he regards the two women.

"I'm sure I can change your mind about that," he says to Stephanie, for surely no woman can resist a nerd making MANLY POSES. To Veronica he adds: "And if you wanna join in, well...I won't complain."

I am so glad I'm not drinking anything now. Soda up the nose hurts!

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Clearly, Stephanie has to think about the unfamiliar lady's proposition. Normally *he* wouldn't lie, but...will baser instinct win out?

Of course Jamie rescues 'her' by posturing, and 'she' dissolves into giggling. At least it's a little more good-natured than the derisive stuff one might get from a judgemental cheerleader...