The Naked Now

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, the ship has been flooded with a mind-altering contaminant brought aboard from some on-planet mission! (Good going, Crewman Redshirt. You'll see that in your pay this month.)

This contaminant has the effect of bringing to the fore the screeching, unreasonable, most likely highly embarrassing Id of everyone on board! Or maybe it just reverses your personality. How terrible and bad!

Feel free to be as hideous as you like. Or just giggle and make flower wreaths for each other. Or have silly slapfights with your friends oops sorry kirk.

P.S. Stacy is taking pictures.

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Murphy's Law and The Rule of Funny are a terrible combination.

[snarkingscribe]

A leggy brunette who's after ladies? Well, here's one for you, Stephanie. She was stopping in for spare parts - apparently punching out Stacy's locks can really wreck up a Power Fist.

She'll sidle up to Stephanie with a grin. "Well, if you're looking..."

oh god

[riseupnchargem.livejournal.com]

Jamie looks crestfallen for just a moment, but he recovers quickly enough, fuelled by pure, A-grade testosterone. Assuming another MANLY pose, he regards the two women.

"I'm sure I can change your mind about that," he says to Stephanie, for surely no woman can resist a nerd making MANLY POSES. To Veronica he adds: "And if you wanna join in, well...I won't complain."

I am so glad I'm not drinking anything now. Soda up the nose hurts!

[sonofether.livejournal.com]

Clearly, Stephanie has to think about the unfamiliar lady's proposition. Normally *he* wouldn't lie, but...will baser instinct win out?

Of course Jamie rescues 'her' by posturing, and 'she' dissolves into giggling. At least it's a little more good-natured than the derisive stuff one might get from a judgemental cheerleader...