nothing good can come from this

[appletastic]

The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

All right, I'll bite. Why?

Re: Kanoe Zouichi

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Well... no. They don't look very appetizing, at any rate.

[(Anonymous)]

Excellent.

The Master Chief

[prettycoolguy]

(shut up he was here at one point)

Grif

[whyarewehere]

GLaDOS

[fabricaketions.livejournal.com]

N'tho 'Sraom

[warriorraceguy.livejournal.com]

[battorch]

I'd not say that 'hard to get' and general indifference have played well in the past. Though generally it's not something I've thought much about.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, so the personal was a waste of time? That's a pity.

[bequiet_hescreamed]

[wakkasball.livejournal.com]

Oh Shoutarou I'm home. And also my stitching is open?

Fate T. Harlaown

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

[WAIT SHE'S MARRIED WHY WOULD YOU EVEN...]

Mami Tomoe

[magicgunworks.livejournal.com]

Ash

[hates-deadites.livejournal.com]

Re: Vala

[(Anonymous)]

Young woman with questionable ethics and a surprising array of skills looking for a good time.

People willing to be a mark or part of a scam only need apply. Also if they are willing to have their room stolen. And their bed. And their belongings.

Re: Chell

[(Anonymous)]

Talk is cheap.

I wanna see you in action. If you like to play games this could be fun.

Re: Mai

[(Anonymous)]

When you get tired of being judged, why not let someone close enough who's willing to find all the blades you have hidden on you and help you sharpen them?

[battorch]

I didn't mean to invalidate the effort. Or the interest. I just have different priorities.

Re: Boota

[cityship]

[This is Alan's 'puurrrrrroblem?' face]

Bwoo.

[bonnypiperlad]

[Oh, look, one hrmph face, right on cue.] Rachel.

Re: Veronica Santangelo

[(Anonymous)]

Starry-eyed California girl looking for a fresh perspective.
Likes long walks in the desert and candle-lit metal workshops. Interest include, pre-war technology, Old World fashion, family and punching things. Especially that last one. Cannot hold a long-distance relationship. Potential partners must not have a package or handle packages. Long legs and brown hair preferred.

[(Anonymous)]

Girl with a wee bit of a temper looking for someone to spend time with. Warning: may drag you off and make you try on clothes under the mistaken impression they need to be fixed.

Re: Daniel Jackson

[(Anonymous)]

Self righteous but genuinely affectionate and incredibly attractive bookworm available for friends or co-worker going out for dinner not-dates. Maybe. In ten years. Oblivious and impervious to most sexual advances.

Re: Vala

[valaunbound]

My ethics aren't questionable! They're just not always prioritised.

Re: Daniel Jackson

[hi_there_aliens]

Vala, could you be any more obvious?

I'm not oblivious! Or impervious!

You think I'm attractive?