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[birthmural]

Patsy Walker, you are my own personal brand of heroin.

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[birthmural]

You shouldn't.

I want you anyway.

[patsywalker.livejournal.com]

...

Do you own the copyright on mixed signals or something?

Let's try the ship's version of "dinner" first and then go from there, k?

[birthmural]

No, nor do I own the copyright for conflicted soul, or souls as the case should be.

Very well, dinner it is.

[patsywalker.livejournal.com]

You are the most confusing man I have ever dated met.

K. I'll be sure to wear my good plantsuit.

[birthmural]

Yes, I have been told this before. Oddly enough the women throw themselves at me shortly after saying this.

And then they leave me for full blooded demons.

I'll be sure my birthmural is showing.

[patsywalker.livejournal.com]

Are full-blooded demons bigger?

Oh, that's so sad.

And that's so hot!

[birthmural]

I'm sure I don't want to know.

It is the fate of Daimon Hellstrom to be alone.

...No, it isn't.

Is it?

[patsywalker.livejournal.com]

Find out for me so I can figure out my next step, okay?

I don't know? I just met you.

Not talking about yourself in the third person will help though.

[birthmural]

In that case I am bigger by far.

That is a lot to ask of me.

[patsywalker.livejournal.com]

Ha! Liar. Methinks the trident doth overcompensate too much.

Really? Even if it's coming from me?

[birthmural]

Lies! Perhaps you would like to inspect the package yourself?

If it comes from you? Never. Unless you ask me to stop being so emo.

[patsywalker.livejournal.com]

Uh. I'm not ready for that level of commitment yet, handsome.

Well, then. It's okay. The emo's part of your charm. Part of it. I'm not suggesting you become all emo all the time. Then I might have to find a full-blooded demon.

[birthmural]

Not yet but you will be.

Too soon? Then we should have no problems. Except terrible writers, curse them.

[patsywalker.livejournal.com]

My my, aren't we feeling confident? What happened to all the emo?

No, not really. I like knowing I have the Son of Satan wrapped around my little finger.

Horrible, horrible writers. So, you know that shirt you wear in Divas...

[birthmural]

The emo left when the fourth wall broke and I discovered my future. Except for my future after we get married. That would make me too emo.

I wouldn't say that you have me wrapped around your little finger.

...Yes you do.

What about it?

[patsywalker.livejournal.com]

Don't do too emo. I like this, right here. It's nice.

Yes I do.

But you can deny it all you like.

*eyebrow waggle*

[birthmural]

Not only must I struggle to balance my two souls but I must struggle to balance my emo?

Yes, Patsy.

Should I wear it?

[patsywalker.livejournal.com]

For me? Yes.

*grins* I'm liking this.

You can keep it open if you want. I'll be ripping it off anyway. Telekinetically. Mrawr.

[birthmural]

...Yes, Patsy.

Your wish is my command.

...I'm liking this.

[patsywalker.livejournal.com]

I'm liking you more and more.

....kinky.

You don't mind torn pants either, right?

[birthmural]

...♥

If you so desire.

...Forgive me Father for I am thinking very, very dirty thoughts.

[patsywalker.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥

Kind of desiring a lot right now, and you're like a full on desire buffet. I don't know where to start.

Pfft. Forgiveness, schmorgiveness. C'mere hot stuff.

[birthmural]

My darksoul suggests the kama sutra.

Yes, Patsy!

[patsywalker.livejournal.com]

....Yeah, okay, we'll listen to the darksoul this time.

*pounces*

[birthmural]

What do you know, it can be a good thing.

*Bow chicka bow wow*