PODPOPPING IS A GO

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Now this wasn't something Matthew expected. To slip out of a greasy pod, naked and covered in slime, standing in what looked like a giant intestine was definitely not on his list of expected happenings. Still, he adjust quickly, brushing some of the glop off himself and standing tall. "What the fuck is going on here?" he wondered aloud, taking in the sight around him. Millions of pods covered the walls, and he found the eerie sensation that he was somewhere ... familiar plaguing him more and more.

"Where the hell am I?" he asked, his voice echoing amongst the empty silence. This was easily the strangest shit he knew of.

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A wet, naked girl's pod choses this exact moment to drop her onto the floor in a puddle of slime. Anders sits up, expression more suspicious than surprised.

"Oh my God I knew this was going to happen eventually, where am I."

She looks down at the naked and the slime. "Oh. Here I am. Well, the podsuits should do wonders for my singleness."

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Matthew turned to the new voice and couldn't help but laugh.

"And here I thought this was going to be boringoh fuck I know where this is."

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"You bet your sweet ass - that's not a come-on - this won't be boring."

Nakedness? What nakedness? Oh, that nakedness. Anders goes through a cursory attempt to cover her rack with one arm without looking like a dweeb, then gives up. It's not like there's a lot to see anyway.

"So, which one are you? I'm Anders. I'll shake your hand AFTER we get some clothes all right? All right."

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"I'm Matthew," he replied, not really caring about covering up his own nudity. It wasn't like he was worried; everyone else would be just as naked as he was when they popped out of the pods. So he held out a hand anyway.

"You actually wanna put one of those things on you, Anders? Be my gues. That shit isn't touching me."