http://the-manliest.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] the-manliest.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2009-05-24 09:48 pm
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PODPOPPING IS A GO

Now this wasn't something Matthew expected. To slip out of a greasy pod, naked and covered in slime, standing in what looked like a giant intestine was definitely not on his list of expected happenings. Still, he adjust quickly, brushing some of the glop off himself and standing tall. "What the fuck is going on here?" he wondered aloud, taking in the sight around him. Millions of pods covered the walls, and he found the eerie sensation that he was somewhere ... familiar plaguing him more and more.

"Where the hell am I?" he asked, his voice echoing amongst the empty silence. This was easily the strangest shit he knew of.
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[identity profile] andy-longwood.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
"How come I had to wait until now to get to see you naked, darling?"

The equally naked Anders saunters over to slide her well-lubricated arm around her BFF's equally well-lubricated shoulders of nubility (+2 to seduction rolls!)

"Haha but seriously you never send me any sexy pictures, and I asked so nicely."

[identity profile] the-manliest.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Definitely sensing threesome."

[identity profile] psychicsaphie.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Definitely sensing ass-to-be-kicking...some."

[identity profile] the-manliest.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Sure you do," Matthew replied. "So what's going on anyway? Did you break reality or something, Saph? And shouldn't Stacy be bugging us about our 'Great Purpose' soon?"

[identity profile] andy-longwood.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Actually this is cool, it's better than sleeping on my couch until 3 'cause I have no job and no life and nobody wants to employ my overeducated ass."

Saphie is still getting hugs. Calm, happy, actually not that unreasonably freaked out hugs. "I'm always coming over to YOUR place. When are you gonna visit one of mine? Do I have to mod a game too to get you to come over?"

[identity profile] psychicsaphie.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
To Matt: "We made a crack game. Hence us being here. We're fucking crazy and probably only amusing to ourselves. That's what happened."

To Andy. "Uh. Yes. Make it not journalspam and I'll show up with bells on."

A pause.

"And also clothes on."

[identity profile] andy-longwood.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
"But I can't GM to save my life." Yes, she is whining. "Otherwise we would all be Exalted-ing the day away."

She looks around eagerly. "So, you remember when we were teenagers, and we wrote that one story about our self-inserts going to a magical plane of existence where everything that we dreamed up became reality? Do you think if I thought really hard about David Boreanaz -" She is eying one of the pods. She is eyeing one of the pods very cheerfully.

[identity profile] the-manliest.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Matthew stood there, waiting for something to happen. When nothing did, he spoke up.

"Well, this is interesting, but I think we should go get cleaned off. Not that I won't find it amusing to watch you two get molested by tentacles."

[identity profile] andy-longwood.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll hold him, you punch. You punch harder than me."

[identity profile] psychicsaphie.livejournal.com 2009-05-25 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
"'Kay."
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