Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[greatest-zatara.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Smoking. How long before you get tired of being disgusting?

No wait, that's not going to happen. At least until you get tired of putting disease-bringers in your mouth?

Oh. WAIT... *eyeroll*

You know you love it.

[telekinetic_badass]

You either love me or hate me, there is no middle ground. Though, considering I hate two of those girls right back, it's all good.

...and actually, Kon, that does make me feel better. It's nice to know that damn near all of the Kryptonians in the universe think I'm hot. I've never had an entire species lust after me before.

[fast-thrower.livejournal.com]

....seriously not helping my decision-making process here in any way I'm comfortable with. >_>

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

Keep talking like that I'll put my fist in your mouth and you wouldn't want that. You have no idea where it's been.

So much, but that's beside the point.

[telekinetic_badass]

Only a hint of ego? Maybe I have been losing my touch.

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay! Why wouldn't it be platonic? Are people rating in non-platonic ways?

You're welcome.

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

...I'll take that as a yes! *pets and hugs.*

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Careful, a captain's ego is already big enough without his head swelling on top of it.

Certainly a nine, Miss Katara, and I won't hear anything to the contrary.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Here? Mostly, yeah.

[ihasastarforge.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm comparing your own ego to mine. Impressive, but not quite matching Darth Revan just yet.

[forced-unlife.livejournal.com]

Art thou well? Thy responses have been ... short, to say the least.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Okay, 1, there is no active lusting. I'm just very secure in my manliness so I can notice these things without it jeopardizing my extreme love of boobins.

2, Only 2/3 of the species, because one of us is Kal--ew, by the way--and he's sort of the monogamous type. And I'm pretty sure other than his wife, he's justicesexual.

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

Oh. So...everyone is being romantic?

[friend-of-samus.livejournal.com]

[pleased noises] Chuuu~

[telekinetic_badass]

...

Dude, there is a guy on my world who calls himself "Justice" and for a moment I got this really horrifying image in my head...

[greatest-zatara.livejournal.com]

I could speculate, but there's young ears around. Inappropriate topics.

I'd totally top.

/oh sweet I never get to use this icon! :D

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

The best around.

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

What's a way you'd be comfortable with? I could be more naked.

[telekinetic_badass]

I'll say... 8. You're definitely cute enough to pull off the tomboy look, and you'd probably be a 9 or better if you wore a bit of make-up and did a little something with your hair.

[fast-thrower.livejournal.com]

0.0

Would it save me at all if I mentioned I'm on the rebound?

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

Don't even get me started on that. The sort of gear you haul around? I could advertise what you keep in that trunk on Craigslist and you'd be drowning in kinky freaks who want to know what's in that top hat in ten minutes.

You wish.

[telekinetic_badass]

I'll give you a 9, only because I'm into ninjas than pirates.

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

Would it calm you at all if I said I didn't mind being a rebound screw?

ha ha ha, nice

[kept-ya-waiting.livejournal.com]

Best around, huh? I wouldn't mind testing you out sometime.

Testing that out.

I said that.

[restoresbalance.livejournal.com]

Hello.

...Is everything all right?