Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

Keep talking like that I'll put my fist in your mouth and you wouldn't want that. You have no idea where it's been.

So much, but that's beside the point.

[greatest-zatara.livejournal.com]

I could speculate, but there's young ears around. Inappropriate topics.

I'd totally top.

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

Don't even get me started on that. The sort of gear you haul around? I could advertise what you keep in that trunk on Craigslist and you'd be drowning in kinky freaks who want to know what's in that top hat in ten minutes.

You wish.

[greatest-zatara.livejournal.com]

...you've been through my stuff?

Don't make me break out some of that stuff.

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

...I wanted to know if you had handcuffs. I need a pair.

Is that a threat or a promise?

[greatest-zatara.livejournal.com]

You're going to need to be way more specific about make and latch types.

...why were you in need?

Let's call it a bet. Care to set stakes?

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

Standard police cuffs.

...unfinished business with a teammate.

Oh you're on. What kinda stakes you thinking?

[greatest-zatara.livejournal.com]

Head on a pike business, or hands on the headboard business?

Nuh-uh. I don't set stakes when betting a lady. And you're close enough.

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

Column B, but for a greater purpose.

What, you've never cuffed somebody to a headboard for personal gain?

One more crack like that you'll be 'close enough' to a lady yourself, Zee-lite. First of all, I win you and all your useful parts are MINE for a week. Vice versa if you win, obviously. We'll lay ground rules on what we can actually get away with later. Fair?

[greatest-zatara.livejournal.com]

Define 'greater purpose'.

Personal only as in 'of a personal nature'. I make my gains on my own. If people like me because I'm great in bed, that's a separate matter.

Crotch-threatening retorts. Original.

Terms to define winning? I'm no stranger to topping from the bottom.

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

None of your business.

You just keep telling yourself that, Zee-lite.

And yet you'll still cry when I stab you in the junk.

Several possibles, but I veto number of orgasms as being unfair in my favour.