Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

None of your business.

You just keep telling yourself that, Zee-lite.

And yet you'll still cry when I stab you in the junk.

Several possibles, but I veto number of orgasms as being unfair in my favour.

Re: [rating time]

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Thought so.

Really? I think I'd better remember all of this. You would know more than me.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Hmm. "Hizz house." "HIZZ...house."

It sounds...really weird somehow.

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

Everyone thinks other dialects sound weird, dawg. It's human nature, ya know?

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

That's most girls in most situations.

Oh, really? Thank you! I can see why some girls like you! I'm kinda curious...do you actually have a girl?

[iam-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

And if the martini is an exceptionally good one? *hands him a glass*

[littlestinvader.livejournal.com]

GIVE YOUR PRAISE TO ZIM!

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Although I don't know why I'm a dawg, you're right. I think it takes some getting used to.

A seven. Masks are neat!

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....8! It'd be higher if you smiled more. You shouldn't be so sulky.

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

You're not a bro, or a...probably shouldn't say that, but you're a dawg because everyone is a dawg. Just how it goes.

Good to see people know to 'preciate the ninja mask.

I'd say....hm, an eight and a half, yo.

[governmentninja]

Could be. If you're up to it.

[icetastic.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, you good looking fellow.

[he-done-snapped.livejournal.com]

*totally having a good laugh*

Carol.

[halfa-hero.livejournal.com]

-10

[actuallyahero.livejournal.com]

*Isn't even accepted yet, but he'll be shoved in.*

....why am I here? It's just some stupid game!

[halfa-hero.livejournal.com]

...Why am I doing this again?

[teslabot.livejournal.com]

0 Kelvin

[wise-older-sister mode]

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

The first time is always bad. If anybody claims otherwise they're a liar liar pants on fire. But it gets better once you have some experience.

And alureha mekehuety make sure you use protection even if you have to stop everything to get it. You don't want any scares.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Understood...dawg.

Of course. I've worn one before too...for a not so nice mission.

Thanks!

Re: [wise-older-sister mode]

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

*Totally writing this down in her head*

Got it!

Protection? Should I carry a knife with me just in case?

[teslabot.livejournal.com]

...billions of interconnected computers, with the capability of transferring massivie amounts of information and the ability for even more applications,a and we use it for this? Guess the world never really does change.

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

*Oh god, he doesn't want the slang to spread! But his act won't allow him to talk against it.*

Ninja masks aren't for nice missions, yo. They add mystery and fear to the extreme to the enemy.

Just a fact, word.

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

5. Mostly because you have a mean face.

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

...9.

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

Agreed. You know, they need to remember that we're not stupid.