insertmeathere | Hot or Not?

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Hot or Not?

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

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Thought so.

Really? I think I'd better remember all of this. You would know more than me.

The first time is always bad. If anybody claims otherwise they're a liar liar pants on fire. But it gets better once you have some experience.

And alureha mekehuety make sure you use protection even if you have to stop everything to get it. You don't want any scares.

*Totally writing this down in her head*

Got it!

Protection? Should I carry a knife with me just in case?

[almost facepalms]

Contraceptives. Unless you want to be a young mother...

Oh...that's what you meant.

G-got it.

[pat on shoulder]

I guess you might be a little worse off than I'm used to with that kind of thing...

There's just a lot they don't teach you, that's all.

It's really neat that you're so mature about it though. Most people would be bothered...or really lewd if it was a guy.

Well, I'm only wearing clothes for the benefit of you people. [waggly finger] This kind of stuff's not really a big deal for most Nazzadi.

I can be lewd if you want, though. [wiiink]

Ah. Where I'm from, if you don't wear clothes you lose body parts. The South pole is no joke. Once I left though, loose clothing just feels more comfortable. I can see why you'd be naked.

Well now that I know what to expect, I won't be blushing so much!

For my people, clothes are more like decoration than a necessity, if it's warm enough. And right now our homeland is a tropical island.

I guess I'll just have to be extra lewd, then.

Oh. That really makes sense then. I'd miss the icebergs though.

::giggle:: I'll have to get tougher skin then!

[grabs Katara]

[if she doesn't resist, pulls her into a kiss ... a good kiss ... a really good kiss ... a "my god, who just wired my lips straight into the pleasure centers of my brain" kiss ... maybe even a "a cold shower and new pants might be in order" kiss]

[breaks the kiss]

I think you'd need tougher skin than you're thinking you'd need.

O.O

::And a spellbound Katara is, yet again, speechless and lip trembly::

I...think so too. How'd...how are you able to DO that?

I've been practicing for ten years.

Fun, isn't it?

Wow. That's a long time.

To be honest, I've only been kissed once, and in my world, its usually the same sex. Still, if you can kiss like that, I don't see WHO would resist you.

So that's a yes.

It's when I met my first boyfriend.

I'd offer to do it again, but I'm not sure if I could control myself. You'd be too fun to corrupt and I don't want to get arrested.

I haven't really had one yet. Stacy sort of interrupted that.

That's OK, trust me. I'm still recovering!

What happened?

And some cold water might help.

We'd just won the war, and were able to concentrate on the fact that despite everything, he loves me more than anyone in his existence. When he was released from the ice after the hundred years...I was the first face he saw, and I was when he was almost killed that one time and I saved him. We...well, as naive as it sounded, we're destined for each other. He finally was able to undo all of the harm in our world, and we were finally going to be together.

And then Stacy brought me here.

You know, that is hilariously ironic!

I hope you can get back together.

Why's that?

I hope we can too.

I'm actually a master water bender in my world, so being told to take a cold shower: hilarious!

Since you're a bit young, I'll forgo my usual brand of planning for reunions. Unless you like idea of some of that practice with him...

What's a water bender, anyway?

I don't know if we'd even do that for several years! Not that it isn't a little tempting, because you are beautiful and that kiss was...whoa.

It means I can bend water to my will, for lack of a better term. I can use ot as a weapon, as a defense, even as a means of travel if there's enough of it. If it has water, I can use it.

You could practice kissing with him, at least.

Oh, so kind of like a sorcerer.

We've kissed before. But if you could teach me to kiss like that....

Sorcerer? No...more like matial arts, actually.

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