http://ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2009-08-23 09:48 pm
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Hot or Not?

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

[identity profile] ladyofthesands.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
I find this amusing. Juvenile, but amusing.

[identity profile] daaayum.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
10.

It would be 7 for looks, but ten for your wit alone, my good sir. Well-chosen words and a skilled tongue are worth their weight in gold.

[identity profile] worm-dancer.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well it's an unfortunate thing for you I have neither of those first two items. As for "everything", well, i'll just let you find out...
telekinetic_badass: (Speech)

[personal profile] telekinetic_badass 2009-08-24 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
So, I insult you, and the best comeback your supposedly "superior" mind can think up is "WELL YOU'RE STUPID, SO THERE!"?

Weak.

[identity profile] ladyofthesands.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I would not lie about such things...unless it served a purpose. It does not, at the moment. You have a nice chin. Well defined eyes as well.

[identity profile] notadoorstop.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Well, now.

I suppose I can ... relax and play for a little while, at least.

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[identity profile] jesushasayak.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Noooot really? Two people dancing on the ground would just be two people flailing while on their sides. I can't think of anything that looks like that.

[identity profile] ladyofthesands.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
That was not so bad, now, was it? Not even painful.

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[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
((Katara is speechless...and strangely flattered.

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[identity profile] aworldnevermade.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[facepalm]

Sex, doofus.

[identity profile] restoresbalance.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
They always make me look better in the holodramas they make of the Rebellion.

[identity profile] worm-dancer.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
You, a walking skeleton, are unsettled by me?

N/A, I prefer my men before they've been consigned to the deathstill and besides i'm fairly sure you don't have anything left down there anyway. No offense.

[identity profile] notadoorstop.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well ... no. No, it wasn't.

It's mu turn, isn't it? Hmm. I'd say an eight point seven five at the least, but I may go as high as nine. Your toned build seems to me to be in peak health, and your musculature is impressive. I am somewhat concerned about your eyes, but given my lack of knowledge regarding your anatomy and physiology, and that they seem to be causing you no harm, they do lend a certain ... ethereal quality.

Definitely a nine, upon considering.

[identity profile] worm-dancer.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
8. Would be more if I didn't suspect you might be the Kwisatz Haderach.

[identity profile] worm-dancer.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
After Sharing, rating unquantifiable. Let's waste some water together.

[identity profile] el-escarabajo.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make me make the scarab to whip out the safety whistle and the mace, lady.

[identity profile] godimgood.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
I am greatly flattered, madam. You remind me in quite the most heartfelt of senses of a certain lady of the royal court. Her beauty is legendary, her knowledge broad, and many a knight has striven to have her blessing upon his lance.

[identity profile] worm-dancer.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
8. If thou were a commodity, I would pay dear coin for thee

[identity profile] forced-unlife.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
No offense be taken, milady, and take heart that I meant none myself. If I have insulted thee, I beg thy forgiveness.

[identity profile] worm-dancer.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
1. Thinking machines are the disgusting ones.

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[identity profile] jesushasayak.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

...Well, why didn't you say that?

[identity profile] seriouslyevil.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I say the boy could use a tan.

[identity profile] theregularguy.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Don't hurt yourselves, ladies.

[identity profile] godimgood.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
As would I you, m'lady, as would I you.

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[identity profile] aworldnevermade.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Because if you're really doing a tango right, it's about the closest you can get without actually taking your clothes off.

So, it's a good comparison.

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