insertmeathere | Hot or Not?

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Hot or Not?

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

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I do not understand the standards of your times. Or why I should do this. Shameless I may be, but this feels more like meat on display at court than anything else.

Attractive meat. I'll say 8.

Thank you, m'lady. This humble Englishman pales in the shadow of your exotic mystery.

Awh, how sweet.

[impulsive smooch on cheek]

10.

It would be 7 for looks, but ten for your wit alone, my good sir. Well-chosen words and a skilled tongue are worth their weight in gold.

I am greatly flattered, madam. You remind me in quite the most heartfelt of senses of a certain lady of the royal court. Her beauty is legendary, her knowledge broad, and many a knight has striven to have her blessing upon his lance.

That lance bit a euphemism?

They did indeed joust and she has given one her favor, though no true knight's servant would reveal in how many senses of those words.

Yeah yeah, you watch your lance, true servant. That's my black little sister and I have to practice being overprotective with her since I am currently lacking in one (1) daughter to overprotect.

Oh, and 4.

Sir, your dear sister, radiant though she may certainly be, holds not one candle to the sun of my life.

That's what I like to hear.

Should my knight master, however, arrive...

[pause for thought]

While I hesitate to say anything that could be construed as an insult, is this a considerate warning that the dude's a lech?

[considers] Not... a lech, I would say, though of course the court is rife with that type. Young Sir William is, well, young. And perhaps over-eager to fall in love with beautiful young ladies.