Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

Bone structure is decent, lack of hair is...acceptable. One cannot avoid such things, of course. Over all, I would say a a good seven point nine five is adequate. But, it would be best if you smiled and closed your mouth. Gawping is not attractive.

[notadoorstop.livejournal.com]

I thought I specified I wasn't--

Seven point nine five? Really?

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

I would not lie about such things...unless it served a purpose. It does not, at the moment. You have a nice chin. Well defined eyes as well.

[notadoorstop.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Well, now.

I suppose I can ... relax and play for a little while, at least.

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

That was not so bad, now, was it? Not even painful.

[notadoorstop.livejournal.com]

Well ... no. No, it wasn't.

It's mu turn, isn't it? Hmm. I'd say an eight point seven five at the least, but I may go as high as nine. Your toned build seems to me to be in peak health, and your musculature is impressive. I am somewhat concerned about your eyes, but given my lack of knowledge regarding your anatomy and physiology, and that they seem to be causing you no harm, they do lend a certain ... ethereal quality.

Definitely a nine, upon considering.

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

High praise is always appreciated. Had you more knowledge of the Bene Gesserit and their arts, one might wonder if that number would go up. I am uncertain whether this Stacy would provide you with such.

There is no harm from my eyes being as they are, in fact it does me much good, and this ship has seen fit to give me the proper nutrients. The only harm would come if it stopped doing so. Then, unfortunately, I would die in great agony.

Their color and quality is due to melange saturation, native to my planet. That requires a great deal of explanation, which would take some time.

[notadoorstop.livejournal.com]

Nutrients keep your eyes such, do they? Fascinating.

Ahem, well. As for your arts, I am afraid I am, ah, unfamiliar.

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

Mm. Spice. Only one place in my universe has it, only one planet moves the cosmos, and it is this melange that makes my eyes what they are. It is a mind expanding narcotic, necessary to my own survival. Thus, it is a nutrient. Yes?

As for the Bene Gesserit, we are many things.

In fact we are often concubines to royal houses, taught many, many ways to pleasure from an early age. We Bene Gesserit are talented in more ways than one might expect. It is not pride, but fact.

1/2

[notadoorstop.livejournal.com]

Well. While different, it still isn't new to me.

You're telling me you have a powerful narcotic in your atmosphere, thus rendering every native addicted, am I correct?

That would certainly qualify it as a nutrient, in my opinion. Unless, of course, there are other negative effects this spice has?

Re: 1/2

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

Yes to the first question, no to the second. At least nothing besides death if it is not consumed on a regular basis.

I suppose it is in everything. The sand, the air, everything one touches. On Arrakis, almost everything has the Spice in it.

2/2

[notadoorstop.livejournal.com]

Concubines. I-- [clears throat awkwardly]

I see.

Re: 2/2

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

*covers her mouth and laughs and laughs*

Yes. Yes we are.

[notadoorstop.livejournal.com]

thank god holograms can't have awkward and embarrassing physical reactions unless they want to

That's ... fascinating. Academically speaking, of course.

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

Mmm, I bet it is.

[notadoorstop.livejournal.com]

Do you realize just how very distracting that is?

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

Of course I do. If I didn't, I wouldn't have passed any of my training at all and we wouldn't be having this conversation.

[notadoorstop.livejournal.com]

ffffffu

Yes, well, would you please stop? It makes conversation difficult.

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

Tch. Half the fun lies in the way one dances, mm?

[notadoorstop.livejournal.com]

Dancing? Yes! I enjoy dancing on occasion, yes. anything to stop thinking about the other thing

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

Dancing can be quite enjoyable, no matter where one does it. *thoughtful expression* Only on occasion? I would think such a thing would be enjoyable always.

[notadoorstop.livejournal.com]

On occasion, yes. Oh, I enjoy dancing every time, yes, but I also enjoy my work.

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

As do I.

[notadoorstop.livejournal.com]

Well, I would certainly hope so. It's important to enjoy one's work.

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

Some enjoyments are more base than others, but yes, it is quite important.