Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

*looking particularly grumpy at the moment*

I'm afraid I cannot rate anyone higher than a seven, possibly eight.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure how the scales would work out, but it would be fun to try. And you've got a nice face. So I'll say an 8.

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

*blinks and reaches up to touch her face, a movement she disguises by pushing her hair back*

Thank you.

Mm...Seven. Your tattoos are very pretty, and they accentuate your bone structure well, but I've never been particularly attracted to humanoids.

*but Meluly also looks a bit like Shikari if Jeka squints, so she gets bonus points for that*

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you!

Have you always not had a nose? Not to pry...

[it must just be because Luly's default icon is a shopped crop of Shikaricoincidence]

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

Oh no, this...the way I look now is the result of my DNA being significantly altered. I used to be entirely serpentine, with a nose to match.

*clearly a total coincidence!*

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's...

Huh.

Does everything else work the—humanoid way?

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I'm not sure. Brainy did some tests after my DNA was stabilized, but I wasn't much in the mood to hear anything about it.

My breasts, however, are entirely gratuitous. That I've determined on my own.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Gratuitous in a good way?

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

I suppose they could be attractive, but they don't really seem to serve a purpose. I certainly couldn't nurse anything with them.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

What about sexual sensitivity?

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

None in particular that I've noticed.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Weeeeird.

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

Quite!

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

It's like one of those not-really-thought-out things a comicmovie writer would do and hope people don't notice.

How often do you get the chance to freak people out by reminding them you're not actually wearing anything?

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

Or one of those things that a writer would do to make a character "sexier" to humanoids. I've seen that happen in older works, and it exasperates me to no end!

Hmm, people don't seem to think my lack of clothes unless I'm projecting an illusion of wearing them to begin with. I haven't really done that on this ship yet; and the UP has a wide range of social mores when it comes to nudity, so nobody particularly cared about what I was wearing there either.

Except for my hats. Everyone agreed that they were snazzy.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Humans really seem to like that kind of thing. Some of the 'musume' art I've seen...

And you're lucky. The only reason I'm wearing anything is because I'm sure the Humans would complain. It's just so hot around here all the time...

I'm more with the jewelry kind of thing. Especially handmade arty stuff.

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

You have my sympathies. Could you perhaps modify your plantsuit to something more comfortable for you?

I haven't really had the opportunity to try jewelry, actually. Hats were really the only thing I could wear as an Orandian. Hmm...

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm sticking with this dress thing I made out of a window curtain from the city. Those suits creep me out.

There's plenty that's possible, even without getting into the cliche stuff like piercings.

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

I can certainly understand that! Brainy found out that the Sensoriums actually do a wonderful job of duplicating the sonic showers he and I use, which do a much better job at cleaning than the tentacles in the clothing room do.

Yes, there certainly is. Prior lack of limbs made jewelry difficult, though.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

I've been using it to make a laundromat every so often.

I could show you some of my collection, maybe. I mean, not that I actually have any of it here, but I could come up with copies with the Sensoriums...

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

That would be wonderful, I'd love to. I could show you my hats, and the mechanical arms I used to wear.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Oh, that would be fun.