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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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[Say hello to sexy kung-fu cool big sis type/secret woobie Sheeana]

Sheeana, would it be possible for me to ask a... complicated question?

> [Hell no! I've decided I don't trust machines after all. Even dead ones.]
> [This should be interesting...]
> [Be vaguely paranoid about where this is going, but agree.]
> [Stick it in.]

"This should be interesting. The best questions are rarely simple."

Well it's to do with... relationships and human behaviours...

> [Well when two people love each other very much they do a special kind of hug...]
> [Try not to laugh aloud and ask him to continue.]
> [Tell him that you know you're smoking hot, but you're not interested.]
> [Offer a 'hands on' workshop on the subject.]

> [Try not to laugh aloud and ask him to continue.]

Your Bene Gesserit training keeps you from bursting into giggles. Barely. You gently urge him to continue.

[Awkward shuffling and folding arms]

There was an incident with a girl, and I'm not sure what she was trying to do exactly...

> [If it's Cassie, 'jumping your bones' might be an option.]
> [Ask what he means by an 'incident'.]
> [Lose your composure and laugh in his face.]
> [Wonder if there's anyone other than Cassie who'd actually try something.]

> [Wonder if there's anyone other than Cassie who'd actually try something.]

Who was it and what did she do? Describe both her physical language and body language.

Her name is Asuka, and she was blushing after I'd scanned her hand for injury. I asked her why she was reacting like that, since it seemed unusual, and at first she denied it before suddenly-

[Robo-Brainy can't blush, but his body language is a HUGE ball of embarrassment]

-she kissed me.

Now she's saying it was a distraction and I'm confused.

> [Try and explain what it might mean without laughing too much.]
> [Wonder why he's dumping this on you.]
> [brb, dying of laughter.]
> [Wonder if that hands on course might be the best option after all.]

> [Try and explain what it might mean without laughing too much.]

[You begin to mentally recite the Litany Against ROFLMAO. It is only partially successful] That...hah...was...hah hah...was a lie to...fff...c-cover her embarrassment. She's...interested...in you. If I was...heh heh heh...using...kiss...as distraction...wouldn't...say so...afterwards...defeats...point...

You think so? But I'm not-- Why would she--

.......

> [Yeah, it probably wouldn't ever work.]
> [Tell him to go for it, wait for the possibly lulzy fallout.]
> [Try to help by giving a few pointers.]
> [Tell him he'll have better luck with Cassie.]

> [Try to help by giving a few pointers.]

I don't know. You're a dilligent, smart boy and you value the good of the group over your own safety. And you're built pretty too. Now was it more like...[You give him a light kiss on the lips, assuming he has lips]...or...[There is tongue]? Because this is important. Try to remember.

Built pretty? I'm not sure what you--

....!!!

404 ERROR. RESTARTING... RESTARTING... RESTARTING...

[Congrats Sheeana, you overloaded him. :| ]

> [They sure don't make them like they used to.]
> [Try not to laugh when he comes back online.]
> [Make sure he's okay, THEN try not to laugh.]
> [FINISH HIM.]

> [Make sure he's okay, THEN try not to laugh.]

Oh ghafla, you broke him. You fret and try to remember what Duncan used to do to restart the no-ship. Finally he comes back online and you smile sheepishly.

...did you just...?

[He looks more confused and maybe a touch weirded out than anything else.]

Why?

> [Wow, someone's lacking in experience. Maybe I should fix that...]
> [Don't blow a circuit, robot. It was only to illustrate a point.]
> [Yes, and now I'm regretting it. Like tonguing a battery.]
> [Sorry, maybe I should have warned you first?]

> [Don't blow a circuit, robot. It was only to illustrate a point.]

You reply with LOGIC. That should get through to him. "Don't blow a circuit. You have no experience of this kind of thing and verbal descriptions wouldn't have gotten us anywhere. I didn't think you'd...faint?"

Oh. I hadn't really considered that factor.

[Now he's managing to look a little sheepish.]

To be honest, I wasn't exactly expecting that reaction either. I hope I didn't worry you.

> [You kidding? I thought I'd finally be able to escape!]
> [For a moment, but I'm glad you're alright now.]
> [I wasn't worried. I knew you'd be okay.]
> [PORN OR GTFO.]

[Suddenly: A Cyborg]

>[Pose philosophical question]
>[Bring up an awkward topic]
>[Attempt to seduce]
>[Boobs!]

>[Pose philosophical question]
>[Attempt to seduce]

"Ah, it's you Motoko. Or is it...How do I know you're not a hallucination? Without some kind of tactile feedback, it's impossible."

[Rolls her eyes little. That's terrible.]

Feeling the limitations of your shell, Sheeana?

[What can she say? Mocking naturals is a hobby. Motoko extends a hand for Sheeana to test her tactile existence.]

>[Flirt]
>[Grope/Snog]
>[Reverse Grope!]
>[Say something pseudo-profound]

>[Reverse Grope!]
>[Flirt]

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