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THE DATING SIM MEME

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♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

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Great. Of course, if there was a simple rules manual, it'd be too easy. And if the system AIs don't know about it, chances are pretty slim that it exists at all.

>[Maybe. I don't have this AI thing all worked out yet]
>[Right. God forbid anything in life is easy]
>[Don't you like the idea of living under a fickle, sentient overlord?]
>[Change the subject]

>[Maybe. I don't have this AI thing all worked out yet]

Maybe. I'm still getting the hang of the whole AI thing. Being in a system's still a little weird.

Yeah, I bet. I wouldn't know where to start.

...You can poke around Delta's stuff, if you want. Don't know if it will help - he was always partnered with me, rather than being in a network - but if it's up there, it's yours to use until we find him again.

>[I'll do that]
>[I'll think about it]
>[That's a little too weird]
>[I'm sure I'll figure it out on my own]

>[I'm sure I'll figure it out on my own]

I'll figure it out on my own. I'm more used to being in somebody's head than a system, anyway.

Hey, if you can figure out the best way to complete a mission, I have complete confidence in your ability to figure out what the hell is going on in the meatship system.

Just, you know. Don't accidentally turn off all my hot water or anything.

>[Damn right I can figure it out]
>[No guarantees]
>[There is no hot water]
>[What if I do it deliberately?]

>[What if I do it deliberately?]

What if I do it on purpose? I bet there's some way to mess with the sensoriums...

Depends. Are you shutting off my hot water, or everyone's hot water?

>[Yours]
>[Everyone's]
>[Only to people who annoy me, aka Grif]
>[Wouldn't you like to know?]

>[Yours]

Since you said 'my hot water'? Yours.

Aw, crap. [He sighs.] Guess I'd know who to blame if that happens. Just because you can't hit us doesn't mean you can't find other ways to make our lives miserable.

>[That's right]
>[I won't do it if....]
>It could just be a mechanical issue and coincidental]
>[Cold water's the least you have to worry about]

>[That's right]

Right. If I don't have real hands, I'm gonna get creative.

Just don't get too creative or the ship's going to crash.

>[Stacy would stop me]
>[The other AIs would stop me]
>[I'm not that stupid]
>[It would be a nice change]

>[Stacy would stop me]

Trust me, if I did? Stacy would step in.

That's probably a good thing. Mess with the creature comforts, but you don't really have to worry about doing any permanent damage.

>[Says you]
>[I'll take what I can get]
>[Permanent damage is the only kind that counts]
>[Change the subject]

>[I'll take what I can get]

I'll take what I can get. It's not like a get a lot of opportunities to do things outside the mainframe.

Damn. That blows, Tex. You could be way more useful out in the field.

>[Tell me about it]
>[I'll just have to hitch a ride with you out into the field]
>[I can do some cool things from here]
>[I could always try to get on Stacy's good side]

>[I'll just have to hitch a ride with you out into the field]

Guess I'll be hitching a ride with you into the field, if I can. You or Grif, anyway-Doc's here, but I'd kinda like to hitch a ride with somebody who actually knows what his gun is for.

Definitely me, then.

...Good. Hell, I'm too used to having an AI in battle now anyway. I'd probably be shit without you or D for the first few minutes anyway.

>[That's right]
>[Keep in mind I'm still not sure how to work everything]
>[Grif's not too bad]
>[You wouldn't be shit compared to some of the people here]

>[You wouldn't be shit compared to some of the people here]

At least you know what the hell you're doing. Let's just say I haven't been that impressed by a lot of people here.

Thanks. And yeah - I guess if you have a good mix here, there's gotta be a fair number who aren't any good.

The real question is, who does impress you? Cause I clearly need to check them out.

>[Name some names]
>[I was speaking generally]
>[Nobody really]
>[Grif]

>[I was speaking generally]

[She shrugs.]

The whole group of people with super powers. They seem to know what they're doing...usually.

"Super powers"? Wow.

I hope the "usually" doesn't run out at a bad time.

>[Tell him about super powers]
>[Say that "usually" always runs out at a bad time]
>[Accuse him of being a pessimist]
>[Hit on him]

>[Say that "usually" always runs out at a bad time]

York? You should know better by now.

Usually always runs out at a bad time.

...Right. Thank you, Murphy's Law.

>[Bane of my existence]
>[It's not as bad as it could be]
>[Good things can happen too]
>[Knew i was right]

>[Bane of my existence]

Yeah, tell me about it. I think of it as kind of a...recurring problem.

Must be one of those rules of the universe, huh?

>[Yep]
>[I hope not]
>[We can fix it]
>[Change the subject]