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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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>[Not yet anyway.]

Not yet, anyway. I can wait.

...Do you have a plan?

>[Yes.]
>[Not yet.]
>[Say something ominous but noncommittal]
>[It's only a matter of time before you need your armor again.]

>[Not yet.]

Not yet. I'm still deciding on where I'm gonna punch you.

You'll feel it too, remember. [Nervous though.]

>[It will be worth it.]
>[Not if I jump fast enough.]
>[You still have a chance to make me change my mind.]
>[You're such a big baby.]

>[You're such a big baby.]

You're acting like a big baby. First? You have it coming. Second? You need to learn to take a punch.

Hitting people isn't nice.

>[Newsflash, Grif. Neither am I.]
>[It's effective!]
>[You don't seem to complain when other people get hit.]
>[You're derailing the argument.]

>[It's effective!]

Maybe, but it's also effective.

This is why people don't like you, Tex.

>[I can be nice. I just don't like you.]
>[What? I'm being practical.]
>[Yeah, because I'm a bitch all the time right?]
>[What's not to like?]

>[Yeah, because I'm a bitch all the time right?]

Yeah, because I'm a bitch. All the time. Even to people who obviously never, ever deserve it.

Yeah, pretty much. From what I've seen.

>[You're an ass, Grif.]
>[*growl*]
>[So you think you know me.]
>[Bring up that as far as you can tell, he's always a lazy asshole.]

>[You're an ass, Grif.]

[See above]

Well you're a bitch, so we're even.

>[Whatever, have it your way.]
>[I'm done talking to you.]
>[We are not even.]
>[We're made for each other.]

>[We're made for each other.]

I guess that means we're made for each other, because me being a bitch? Means I'm the only person who can stand talking to you.

[/snarkity snark snark snark]

[eyeroll] Awesome, when should the wedding be? [/dripping sarcasm]

>[Continue this festival of sarcasm]
>[Insult him.]
>[In your dreams.]
>[Hit on him.]

>[In your dreams.]

In your dreams, Grif. Your weird, weird dreams.

In my nightmares, maybe.

>[Oh ha ha.]
>[It's not like I like you either!]
>[What, worse than zombies?]
>[I'm not that bad am I?]

>[What, worse than zombies?]

So am I worse than zombies now?

Yes. Way worse.

>[I think you're making it up.]
>[I'm flattered.]
>[Once again: Big. Baby.]
>[How many times worse?]

>[I think you're making it up.]

I think you're making it up. At least I don't want to friggin' eat you.

...[peering]

Nice image, Tex. And are you sure? [smirk]

>[Thanks. And fuck no.]
>[Oh god how did you just interpret that?]
>[What the hell do you mean by that?!]
>[Once I find a body your skull is mine.]

>[Oh god how did you just interpret that?]

Oh god, don't tell me you took that-

Y'know, I wasn't exactly missing Tucker's way of looking at crap.

Hey, it's not my fault you said it!

>[I didn't mean it like that you dumbass!]
>[I think this says a lot more about you than it does about me.]
>[I feel sick just thinking about it, thanks.]
>[Wish viciously for the ability to punch him in the groin.]

>[I think this says a lot more about you than it does about me.]

Seeing how I wasn't even thinking about that kind of thing? I think this says a lot more about you than it does about me. And it says things I probably don't want to know.

Things like that you want me?

>[Like hell I do! B(]
>[I think it's more the other way around.]
>[What's there to want?]
>[Yes. But only for your body.]

>[Yes. But only for your body.]

Only for your body. And only so I can take over and actually do stuff.