Blind Date Meme

[feelnothinatall.livejournal.com]

I feel vaguely bad posting this since we've had a few other memes over the last few days but. I wanna spam the hell out of everyone. .___.

In honour of the fact that it's Valentine's tomorrow in my corner of the world, I bring you the Blind Date Meme!

Somehow, someway, your character has agreed to a blind date (or several). Maybe they were coerced into it, maybe they don't actually mind the idea, maybe it's just Stacy messing with everyone's heads again, but they're here now. And at the very least, it shouldn't be boring for them.

♥ Make a comment for your character, you can outline a mini-setting if you want. (Think along the lines of the 'Waking up in bed' meme we had a little while back.)

♥ Other characters comment to that as the other half of the blind date!

♥ SPAM HAPPENS.

♥ My inbox dies horribly PROFIT!*




* 'PROFIT' may not apply if participants' idea of profit is anything other than large amounts of spam. Offer void outside the internets.

Comments

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

[Querl is... trying to exit out the door without being noticed. Bright clubs? Not his thing, and Nura will likely have more fun on her own.]

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[His mind it is broke]

I don't get it. Any of this. What the hell do I have to do to get laid around here. Be gay myself? Cripes. They're the only ones who get laid anymore.

[wearsagun.livejournal.com]

I know that. I was trying to commiserate. This can't be easy.



Sure. I could use a drink.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

What do you think?

[praise me praise me praise me praise me praise me--]

[wearsagun.livejournal.com]

Surprised to see me?

I wouldn't be here if I hadn't gotten this note.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

It looks good, but my invisibility does have one obvious advantage over it.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

[It's not like he was using it anyway, right? *shot*]

Could be worth a shot. I hear some women have a thing for that. You could always try letting them turn you back too.

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[He sighs and just flops back onto his back]

I doubt I'll have any better luck getting a guy.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

[Whoa, wait, what? Jamie (or his dupe) is staring at him in surprise]

Don't tell me you'd actually consider that?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

[-praise me praise me... what? Was that a compliment or not?]

What's that?

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

[He raises an index finger pointedly.]

No one can do this to me.

[Disappears. With the belt buckle.]

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[He snorts a bit]

Jamie the last time I had sex, it was with Mystique before she tried to kill my whole team.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

..........[POUT]

Lyle, you know I can detect things a range of different ways, including heat signals, don't you?

wait, did he just steal one of brainy's bodyparts?

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

Brainy. I'm just kidding around. [Here, have your belt buckle back, although Lyle is still invisible.]

I told you, it looks good.

No. XD The Legion belt buckle things are standard edition.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

[He accepts and reattaches it to his hip]

Oh. Thank you? ...but I'm not sure we can have a conversation if you're still invisible.

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Querl! There you are! [no such luck, Querl. Nura spots him in an instant, grabs his hand and pulls him onto the dance floor with her.] C'mon! This is my favorite song! [of course almost every song is her favorite.]

Awww. Hold on, let me grab a finger

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

Why not? I bend light, not sound.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

...huh, yeah. That's gonna be a little harsh. But still, you're batting for the other team that easy?

[Clearly he's thinking of something else as well.]

Soooo. Mystique?

[beyondgotham.livejournal.com]

[Terry raises an eyebrow in response. Or maybe he's mocking her. Hard to tell.]

I shoulda known what I was getting into, blind date and all. I was just expecting someone a little, um... closer to me, age-wise.

[One could almost hear him trying not to step on eggshells.]

Well if you wanted his body that badly, Lyle...

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Because I look like I'm talking to myself, obviously.

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

What's the worse that can happen? I get rejected just as much as I do now?

[He shrugs a bit]

She's not the bitch she wants everyone to think she is.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

I suppose there are worse things, yes. [He manages a slight smile]

Maybe we should introduce ourselves better? I'm Brainiac 5 of the Legion of Super Heroes. You may have seen my counterpart on board Stacy?

I'm imagining them speaking in innuendo while reboot Brainy loses it in the background now

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

[And you think that will be more embarrassing that dance-flying in public?]

You've never really thought about what you would do with invisibility, have you?

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

Blow up planets Shoot aliens Fight giant space dragons

This mostly. Hard to find time just to sit.

And B5 fails to get the innuendo. Then he and reboot bitch over Lyle later.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Why would I think about that? It serves a function sometimes, but otherwise? What is there to think about?