Blind Date Meme

[feelnothinatall.livejournal.com]

I feel vaguely bad posting this since we've had a few other memes over the last few days but. I wanna spam the hell out of everyone. .___.

In honour of the fact that it's Valentine's tomorrow in my corner of the world, I bring you the Blind Date Meme!

Somehow, someway, your character has agreed to a blind date (or several). Maybe they were coerced into it, maybe they don't actually mind the idea, maybe it's just Stacy messing with everyone's heads again, but they're here now. And at the very least, it shouldn't be boring for them.

♥ Make a comment for your character, you can outline a mini-setting if you want. (Think along the lines of the 'Waking up in bed' meme we had a little while back.)

♥ Other characters comment to that as the other half of the blind date!

♥ SPAM HAPPENS.

♥ My inbox dies horribly PROFIT!*




* 'PROFIT' may not apply if participants' idea of profit is anything other than large amounts of spam. Offer void outside the internets.

Comments

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

Would you prefer that or the idea of me being your date?

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[As he was taking a sip too Jamie. Which is now spitting out of his mouth]

What!?

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

[Jamie is laughing loudly at you know, Bobby!]

Well you asked! Do you want me to be here for a date or just randomly?

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[He sputters for a moment.]

Don't freaking joke about this. It's not funny.

[Especially to someone who hasn't been on a date since Mystique!]

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

[Jamie frowns, clearly thinking about this further]

Well, I guess I wouldn't shove you out of my bed, if that means anything...

[He's probably joking. Maybe.]

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[He stares. Just stares]

You're a dupe, aren't you?

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

I've said the same thing about Rictor too.

[No that isn't an answer, no he doesn't care.]

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[He blinks. What the heck did Rictor have to do with this?]

You are. You're a dupe, and you're an ass.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

What's worse, I'm Jamie messing with you on purpose, or I'm a dupe and therefore an aspect of Jamie that might consider sleeping with you?

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't seem to want to answer that.]

What the hell did you mention Rictor for anyways? What's he got to do with anything?

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

[Point to Jamie!]

Well I wouldn't push him out of my bed either. Shatterstar might kill me though.

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[No points. You loose all points for this, because BOBBY DOESN'T KNOW! HA!]

Wait, why would Shatterstar want to kill you for wanting to sleep with Rictor?

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

[GUESS WHAT? HE DOES NOW!]

Something to do with how they're dating, at a guess.

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[O_O this is the sound of Bobby's brain breaking]

What?! Rictor's Not Gay. He's not. He... holy shit. Rictor's Gay?!

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

[Jamie is laughing internally... okay, externally too, at this.]

'Bisexual' is the word you're after, I think. Since he and Rahne may have had something as well.

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[His mind it is broke]

I don't get it. Any of this. What the hell do I have to do to get laid around here. Be gay myself? Cripes. They're the only ones who get laid anymore.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

[It's not like he was using it anyway, right? *shot*]

Could be worth a shot. I hear some women have a thing for that. You could always try letting them turn you back too.

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[He sighs and just flops back onto his back]

I doubt I'll have any better luck getting a guy.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

[Whoa, wait, what? Jamie (or his dupe) is staring at him in surprise]

Don't tell me you'd actually consider that?

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

[He snorts a bit]

Jamie the last time I had sex, it was with Mystique before she tried to kill my whole team.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

...huh, yeah. That's gonna be a little harsh. But still, you're batting for the other team that easy?

[Clearly he's thinking of something else as well.]

Soooo. Mystique?

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

What's the worse that can happen? I get rejected just as much as I do now?

[He shrugs a bit]

She's not the bitch she wants everyone to think she is.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

...well that's a fair point, I guess. But you don't really get rejected that much, do you?

Yeah, but the shapeshifting thing... [Leeeeeeeering so much right now]

[callmeotterpop.livejournal.com]

I get rejected all the time. [He frowned] Or did you miss the fact that I've been single for a few years?

[He blinked a bit and then smirked]

I preferred her blue.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

Maybe your technique just needs work? Plus X-Men.. and mutant teams in general it seems... aren't that great at keeping relationships up. I should know.

Hmm, blue could be... And in bed?