THE ASK ANYTHING (INAPPROPRIATE) QUESTIONS MEME!

[terribly2shy.livejournal.com]

THE DIRECTIONS
⇄ Post a list of the characters you play, have played, wanna play, played in a dream once, whatever. (but you can also just make separate posts for your characters if you'd prefer that.) Also to make things easier, you can use this little doodad: <lj user="CHARACTERJOURNAL" title="CHARACTER NAME">
⇄ Other players come along and ask inappropriate questions. Examples: "So, does Jim-Bob's carpet match the curtains?" "What did Billy-Jo and Frank really do when they went off to have fun in chapter 13?"
⇄ Players respond, or if they choose, respond with the character in question for maximum embarrassment potential. Or both. TL;DR on the part of the players is, as always, highly encouraged.
⇄ Alternatively, go ask perfectly innocent questions like any other questions meme. No big deal.
⇄ Repeat until satisfaction is attained.

ADDITIONAL RULES, YO
⇆ If you want, you may specify what you'd prefer not to be asked or the level of inappropriateness you're comfortable with. Accordingly, everyone here reserves the right to refuse a question at any time.
⇆ Have fun, don't be lame.

(stolen with great abundance of love from fountainofcod)

Comments

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

Yes. That was a remark about your person.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

And my ability to teach him.

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

Which you are doing a good enough job of.

You may not have all restraint and eloquence, but you do have a measure of the two, and that appears to be enough.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

[Sort of flattered but totally not admitting it when a) she qualified all her compliments and b) Nagi]

Hmph.