THE ASK ANYTHING (INAPPROPRIATE) QUESTIONS MEME!

[terribly2shy.livejournal.com]

THE DIRECTIONS
⇄ Post a list of the characters you play, have played, wanna play, played in a dream once, whatever. (but you can also just make separate posts for your characters if you'd prefer that.) Also to make things easier, you can use this little doodad: <lj user="CHARACTERJOURNAL" title="CHARACTER NAME">
⇄ Other players come along and ask inappropriate questions. Examples: "So, does Jim-Bob's carpet match the curtains?" "What did Billy-Jo and Frank really do when they went off to have fun in chapter 13?"
⇄ Players respond, or if they choose, respond with the character in question for maximum embarrassment potential. Or both. TL;DR on the part of the players is, as always, highly encouraged.
⇄ Alternatively, go ask perfectly innocent questions like any other questions meme. No big deal.
⇄ Repeat until satisfaction is attained.

ADDITIONAL RULES, YO
⇆ If you want, you may specify what you'd prefer not to be asked or the level of inappropriateness you're comfortable with. Accordingly, everyone here reserves the right to refuse a question at any time.
⇆ Have fun, don't be lame.

(stolen with great abundance of love from fountainofcod)

Comments

[mercjedi.livejournal.com]

Well here's the full list, and don't be shy about the questions now.

Kyle Katarn
John Connor
Dr. Benjamin Franklin Pierce aka Hawkeye
Captain Karl "Helo" Agathon
Death (Discworld)
RC-1262 "Scorch"
William Murderface
Alexander Anderson
Seras Victoria
Crowley (Supernatural)
Canderous Ordo
Boyd Langton

Well I think that's all of them.

[governorkang]

Oh god I love memes like this.

Kang
Ironhide (Transformers 2007)
Sarah Lennox (Transformers 2007)
Arbron
Huzzad

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Ok, let me see...

Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)
Azula (ATLA)
Toph (ATLA)
Katara (ATLA)
American Mcgee's Alice
Valerie Grey (Danny Phantom)
Gaz(Invader Zim)
Samurai Jack

That should be all of them!

[terribly2shy.livejournal.com]

Here's the motherload. Don't judge me.

terribly2shy (X-Men Academy)
foreseen_future (Legion of Super-Heroes v.5)
queenofcalamity (Negima)
explainlater (X-Factor)
youowemeasoda (Animated Teen Titans)
sum1yourownsize (Avengers)
twistlightwaves (Earth Tangent DCU)
iam_yourdagger (Cloak & Dagger)
2brainy_4u (AU Legion of Super-Heroes)
ttlydangerprone (Scooby-Doo)
girlofcomputer (OC)
miss_terrious (Animated Legion of Super-Heroes)
shestelepathic (Animated Legion of Super-Heroes)

A lot of these I play in museboxes with friends.

[governorkang]

Did Bobby really use tongue when he kissed Crowley?

[(Anonymous)]

So Valerie, do you still have feelings for Danny?

[crossroads-king.livejournal.com]

Now, why would I ever lie about a thing like that?

I should learn to spell the names of characters I play >_>

[maguspuparum.livejournal.com]

Evangeline A. K. McDowell
Reinforce

Yuyuko Saigyouji (from Touhou Project, over at Damned)

And the benchwarmers:
Askeladd (Vinland Saga)
Sierra Mikain (Suikoden)
Signum (Nanoha)
Rozalin (Disgaea 2)
Ciaphas Cain (WH40K)

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

So, you are the master to my son.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

If this is about tuition, I assure you I'm being well-compensated.

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

[that look you're getting. yea, that's not a happy look]

So then you take credibility for what you have been teaching him upon the ship?

[silverduelist]

Worth a try if anybody is interested. XD

- Yzak Jule (Gundam SEED/Destiny)
- Dhianeila Y Leisha Altoria Ol Yunos (Heroic Age)

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

I've been teaching him for a good deal longer than we've been on the ship.

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

Yes...I've heard about your...teachings.

You have been encouraging him to utilize the dark arts.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Hah. I've been encouraging him to use them less, but I suppose you would lay his lack of restraint on my doorstep.

these two needed to meet in the manga

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

[one helluva dark look in the ex-queen's eyes]

Yes, you're not exactly right measure of restraint and eloquence to teach my son how to control the dark urges.

[morphitudinous]

Billy Cranston (bluedorkranger)
Starfire (joyous_justice)

I'm okay with pretty much anything I think you'd all think to ask. Offhand, I know I don't want to answer definitively about measurements. That's just strange to me. But most other things are fine.

Have at it!

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

The dark magic is a more personal thing than you realize, presumptuous little queen. His fate lies in his own hands, not in mine and certainly not in those of any other master you might find for him.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Here's mine.

Kate Bishop (Young Avengers, Marvel)
Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
Nathan Petrelli (Heroes)
Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Other suspects: DR Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters), Joan Girardi (Joan of Arcadia), George Sands (Being Human), Pan (as in the Greek god, yeah), Aramis (The Three Musketeers), Johnny Smith (The Dead Zone), Todd Anderson (Dead Poets Society)

[halfa-hero.livejournal.com]

halfa_hero
potentialmonkey
wolf_that_grins
cowsquirtdrinkr
bouncytrouncy

And going to app oldmanshoes

it's a carjack....er threadjack!

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

*Dean will just be over here headdesking forever*

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

Who says that I am going to find him another master? I may not be happy with what he is doing, but what you are teaching him does do him good.

[(Anonymous)]

Kang, you really never considered interspecies sex? What if you and Fonrar weren't an item?

[daemonomicon.livejournal.com]

Mine:

Cargn Thane (WH40K OC)
Signum (Nanoha)
Briareos Hecatonchires (Appleseed)
Ozma Lee (Macross Frontier)

[governorkang]

Never. I don't see the attraction in other species.