THE ASK ANYTHING (INAPPROPRIATE) QUESTIONS MEME!

[terribly2shy.livejournal.com]

THE DIRECTIONS
⇄ Post a list of the characters you play, have played, wanna play, played in a dream once, whatever. (but you can also just make separate posts for your characters if you'd prefer that.) Also to make things easier, you can use this little doodad: <lj user="CHARACTERJOURNAL" title="CHARACTER NAME">
⇄ Other players come along and ask inappropriate questions. Examples: "So, does Jim-Bob's carpet match the curtains?" "What did Billy-Jo and Frank really do when they went off to have fun in chapter 13?"
⇄ Players respond, or if they choose, respond with the character in question for maximum embarrassment potential. Or both. TL;DR on the part of the players is, as always, highly encouraged.
⇄ Alternatively, go ask perfectly innocent questions like any other questions meme. No big deal.
⇄ Repeat until satisfaction is attained.

ADDITIONAL RULES, YO
⇆ If you want, you may specify what you'd prefer not to be asked or the level of inappropriateness you're comfortable with. Accordingly, everyone here reserves the right to refuse a question at any time.
⇆ Have fun, don't be lame.

(stolen with great abundance of love from fountainofcod)

Comments

[morphitudinous]

Billy Cranston (bluedorkranger)
Starfire (joyous_justice)

I'm okay with pretty much anything I think you'd all think to ask. Offhand, I know I don't want to answer definitively about measurements. That's just strange to me. But most other things are fine.

Have at it!

[batcaveinbsmt.livejournal.com]

Negative Protons? Seriously? You know we did pass high school science.

[morphitudinous]

That was...complicated.

My body rejected the powers because I was already dying---internally, my cells were decaying and dying at such a rate that I was no longer healthy enough to fight.

I didn't want to worry you all because I intended to solve the problem myself.

And I may have been afraid to admit to myself what was happening.

[batcaveinbsmt.livejournal.com]

Billy, Billy, Billy. Would it kill you to realize that dropping a bombshell that "I'm aging at a phenomenal rate" would have been easier than lying through your teeth?

But I understand. I went through the Green Ranger thing so it's comparable to the pain you must have went through.

[morphitudinous]

Initially it would have been difficult, but in hindsight that was fairly stupid of me.

I'm not entirely sure why I couldn't trust you. While we were all Rangers, hiding from you never would have crossed my mind. But during that time, I felt isolated. I think I started to forget what being part of a team meant.

[batcaveinbsmt.livejournal.com]

I know. Which is why I went straight for you when the whole Gold Ranger issue happened. I knew that you wanted to be a part of the team again, not just cooped up in the Power Chamber.

[morphitudinous]

You knew more than I ever gave you credit for.

I guess I was too busy feeling sorry for myself to remember that I'm not the only one of us to ever lose their powers.

...I wasn't thinking at all, was I?

[batcaveinbsmt.livejournal.com]

No, but we can forgive that. After all, you need to buck up, and remember that you've got a universe to save. I'll just sit here in my pod/musebox/whatever and root for you. Okay?

[morphitudinous]

I will, Tommy. Thanks.

[pterano-yellow.livejournal.com]

So does Dr. O really have a brain like a sieve?

[morphitudinous]

It depends on what information his brain is trying to retain.

He would never forget what's truly important, and there are no issues with his grades, but do you know someone who would place their hat on their head, forget about it, and then search the entire house for it?

That's his brand of forgetfulness. Unfortunately, he's sometimes lost his communicator that way, but it's never put us in an unsolvable situation. And he did improve.

[pterano-yellow.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. No wonder he's so harsh with pop quizzes but forgets the combination of his briefcase at times.

[neverwastenaya.livejournal.com]

So, I've been checking out the files on you guys, and I've found something interesting. Just how many girlfriends did you have back in the day?

[morphitudinous]

[Look who's an interesting shade of red]

I've never had what can truly be classified as a girlfriend, just some interest!

Melissa and I got along, but she started attending a conference. There was Marge---she was a compassionate genius and I would have enjoyed getting to know her. Her family moved away from Angel Grove to escape the monster attacks. Some time later, I met Kimberly's friend Laura. She was the closest I ever came to having a girlfriend, since we attended a dance together, but she moved away as well. I also met Tamara and exchanged information with her during the Peace Conference's visit, but it wasn't meant to happen. She had to return to Israel.

...I never counted them before. It didn't occur to me to do so.

[neverwastenaya.livejournal.com]

Never pegged you to be such a ladies' man. Guess I'm going to have to watch my guard around you.

[morphitudinous]

I don't consciously chase people. That's Zack's territory. My encounters just...tend to happen.

You should be safe.

Odd Questions on Little Bits of Paper

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

What...does it mean to be Human?