THE ASK ANYTHING (INAPPROPRIATE) QUESTIONS MEME!

[terribly2shy.livejournal.com]

THE DIRECTIONS
⇄ Post a list of the characters you play, have played, wanna play, played in a dream once, whatever. (but you can also just make separate posts for your characters if you'd prefer that.) Also to make things easier, you can use this little doodad: <lj user="CHARACTERJOURNAL" title="CHARACTER NAME">
⇄ Other players come along and ask inappropriate questions. Examples: "So, does Jim-Bob's carpet match the curtains?" "What did Billy-Jo and Frank really do when they went off to have fun in chapter 13?"
⇄ Players respond, or if they choose, respond with the character in question for maximum embarrassment potential. Or both. TL;DR on the part of the players is, as always, highly encouraged.
⇄ Alternatively, go ask perfectly innocent questions like any other questions meme. No big deal.
⇄ Repeat until satisfaction is attained.

ADDITIONAL RULES, YO
⇆ If you want, you may specify what you'd prefer not to be asked or the level of inappropriateness you're comfortable with. Accordingly, everyone here reserves the right to refuse a question at any time.
⇆ Have fun, don't be lame.

(stolen with great abundance of love from fountainofcod)

Comments

[neverwastenaya.livejournal.com]

So, I've been checking out the files on you guys, and I've found something interesting. Just how many girlfriends did you have back in the day?

[morphitudinous]

[Look who's an interesting shade of red]

I've never had what can truly be classified as a girlfriend, just some interest!

Melissa and I got along, but she started attending a conference. There was Marge---she was a compassionate genius and I would have enjoyed getting to know her. Her family moved away from Angel Grove to escape the monster attacks. Some time later, I met Kimberly's friend Laura. She was the closest I ever came to having a girlfriend, since we attended a dance together, but she moved away as well. I also met Tamara and exchanged information with her during the Peace Conference's visit, but it wasn't meant to happen. She had to return to Israel.

...I never counted them before. It didn't occur to me to do so.

[neverwastenaya.livejournal.com]

Never pegged you to be such a ladies' man. Guess I'm going to have to watch my guard around you.

[morphitudinous]

I don't consciously chase people. That's Zack's territory. My encounters just...tend to happen.

You should be safe.