THE ASK ANYTHING (INAPPROPRIATE) QUESTIONS MEME!

[terribly2shy.livejournal.com]

THE DIRECTIONS
⇄ Post a list of the characters you play, have played, wanna play, played in a dream once, whatever. (but you can also just make separate posts for your characters if you'd prefer that.) Also to make things easier, you can use this little doodad: <lj user="CHARACTERJOURNAL" title="CHARACTER NAME">
⇄ Other players come along and ask inappropriate questions. Examples: "So, does Jim-Bob's carpet match the curtains?" "What did Billy-Jo and Frank really do when they went off to have fun in chapter 13?"
⇄ Players respond, or if they choose, respond with the character in question for maximum embarrassment potential. Or both. TL;DR on the part of the players is, as always, highly encouraged.
⇄ Alternatively, go ask perfectly innocent questions like any other questions meme. No big deal.
⇄ Repeat until satisfaction is attained.

ADDITIONAL RULES, YO
⇆ If you want, you may specify what you'd prefer not to be asked or the level of inappropriateness you're comfortable with. Accordingly, everyone here reserves the right to refuse a question at any time.
⇆ Have fun, don't be lame.

(stolen with great abundance of love from fountainofcod)

Comments

[mercjedi.livejournal.com]

Well here's the full list, and don't be shy about the questions now.

Kyle Katarn
John Connor
Dr. Benjamin Franklin Pierce aka Hawkeye
Captain Karl "Helo" Agathon
Death (Discworld)
RC-1262 "Scorch"
William Murderface
Alexander Anderson
Seras Victoria
Crowley (Supernatural)
Canderous Ordo
Boyd Langton

Well I think that's all of them.

[governorkang]

Did Bobby really use tongue when he kissed Crowley?

[governorkang]

Oh god I love memes like this.

Kang
Ironhide (Transformers 2007)
Sarah Lennox (Transformers 2007)
Arbron
Huzzad

[(Anonymous)]

Kang, you really never considered interspecies sex? What if you and Fonrar weren't an item?

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Ok, let me see...

Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)
Azula (ATLA)
Toph (ATLA)
Katara (ATLA)
American Mcgee's Alice
Valerie Grey (Danny Phantom)
Gaz(Invader Zim)
Samurai Jack

That should be all of them!

[(Anonymous)]

So Valerie, do you still have feelings for Danny?

[terribly2shy.livejournal.com]

Here's the motherload. Don't judge me.

terribly2shy (X-Men Academy)
foreseen_future (Legion of Super-Heroes v.5)
queenofcalamity (Negima)
explainlater (X-Factor)
youowemeasoda (Animated Teen Titans)
sum1yourownsize (Avengers)
twistlightwaves (Earth Tangent DCU)
iam_yourdagger (Cloak & Dagger)
2brainy_4u (AU Legion of Super-Heroes)
ttlydangerprone (Scooby-Doo)
girlofcomputer (OC)
miss_terrious (Animated Legion of Super-Heroes)
shestelepathic (Animated Legion of Super-Heroes)

A lot of these I play in museboxes with friends.

[screw-the-intro.livejournal.com]

Like a black rose blooming at night. I am everywhere. I am Nagi Springfield Nekane Springfield The Black Rose Baron.

When you slap Uncle Nagime, do you use the left or right hand? Or both?

I should learn to spell the names of characters I play >_>

[maguspuparum.livejournal.com]

Evangeline A. K. McDowell
Reinforce

Yuyuko Saigyouji (from Touhou Project, over at Damned)

And the benchwarmers:
Askeladd (Vinland Saga)
Sierra Mikain (Suikoden)
Signum (Nanoha)
Rozalin (Disgaea 2)
Ciaphas Cain (WH40K)

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

So, you are the master to my son.

[silverduelist]

Worth a try if anybody is interested. XD

- Yzak Jule (Gundam SEED/Destiny)
- Dhianeila Y Leisha Altoria Ol Yunos (Heroic Age)

[(Anonymous)]

You're secretly worried that Athrun and Kira are better than you, aren't you?

[morphitudinous]

Billy Cranston (bluedorkranger)
Starfire (joyous_justice)

I'm okay with pretty much anything I think you'd all think to ask. Offhand, I know I don't want to answer definitively about measurements. That's just strange to me. But most other things are fine.

Have at it!

[batcaveinbsmt.livejournal.com]

Negative Protons? Seriously? You know we did pass high school science.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Here's mine.

Kate Bishop (Young Avengers, Marvel)
Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
Nathan Petrelli (Heroes)
Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Other suspects: DR Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters), Joan Girardi (Joan of Arcadia), George Sands (Being Human), Pan (as in the Greek god, yeah), Aramis (The Three Musketeers), Johnny Smith (The Dead Zone), Todd Anderson (Dead Poets Society)

[sum1yourownsize.livejournal.com]

Thank you for taking care of Cassie.

[halfa-hero.livejournal.com]

halfa_hero
potentialmonkey
wolf_that_grins
cowsquirtdrinkr
bouncytrouncy

And going to app oldmanshoes

[daemonomicon.livejournal.com]

Mine:

Cargn Thane (WH40K OC)
Signum (Nanoha)
Briareos Hecatonchires (Appleseed)
Ozma Lee (Macross Frontier)

[shootingblancs]

Here:

Michael "Michel" Blanc | Macross Frontier
Kira Yamato | Gundam SEED (Destiny)
Nanoha Takamachi | Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha (StrikerS)

Elsewhere:

Itsuki Koizumi | Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Eddie Riggs | Brutal Legend
Blair | Soul Eater
Belgium | Axis Powers Hetalia
Jaina Proudmoore | Warcraft
Rachel Alucard | BlazBlue
Auron | Final Fantasy X
Yaag Rosch | Final Fantasy XIII
Setsuna F. Seiei | Gundam 00
Mwu la Flaga | Gundam SEED
Bernie Wiseman | Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket
Treize Khushrenada | Gundam Wing
Coach | Left 4 Dead
Heavy Weapons Guy | Team Fortress 2
Medusa Gorgon | Soul Eater
Cynthia | Pokemon Platinum/Pearl/Diamond
Jasmine | Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver
Shinji Ikari | Evangelion


Wow, that's a lot.

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

Nanoha, I apologize for what my son did to your daughter.

[found-myway.livejournal.com]

Oh boy too many.

Zuko (found_myway)
Will Vandom (its_keeper)
Allen Gentry (twelvevoltman)
Goliath (not_philistine)
Mulan (sent_herself)
Biff (buddyofchrist)
Snotlout (the_everyviking)

And in other games OR not played yet:

Iroh (teaandlightning, lotusmaster, general_ginseng I KNOW TOO MANY JOURNALS I'LL DELETE SOME OKAY)
Lilo Pelekai (sometimes_bites)
Buzz Lightyear (buzz_al_rescate)
CAPSLOCK AVATAR KYOSHI (avatar_bigfoot)
Gollum/Smeagol (_fisshes)
God (called_i_am)
Aang (doesntneedpants)
The Avatar (aka Mirror!Aang) (forherbalance)
Molly Michon/Kendra, Warrior Babe of the Outland (flashesofmolly)
Rachel Berenson (i_mattered)
Future!Katara (southpolemaster)
Tuffnut (tuffntasteless)
Ginko (up_every_hill)
Toph (carrymyweight)
Jim Hawkins (mysolarsailpwns

Ones I don't have journals for:

Ty Lee
Julie Winters (from The Maxx)

OCs:

Irene Gentry (xenacomplex)
Duong Ashoka (withoutsorrow)
Duong Lucien (sunofasailor)
The Empress of the Sea (madrina_marina)

IC because it's funnier that way

[boozeandsurgery.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't happen to have God's number would you?

[angel-ofthe.livejournal.com]

Oh lordy. Oh lordy. Here we go. XDDDD

Here:
angel_ofthe (Supernatural)
goodeveningsir (Ironman movies)
sonofalderaan (star wars EU)

at C&C:
4queen_ncountry (Hellsing OVAs)

homeless:
royal_serge (due south)
squ333k (Megatokyo)
neato_deano (the Venture Bros)
6thyearsnake (Harry Potter book 6)
blueeyedhunter (the Anita Blake books)
chosen_next (buffy the vampire slayer s8)
problem_pilot (BSG miniseries)
songofthegreen (Angel the series)
missthecoldwar (James Bond)
themisspotts (Ironman movies)
cant_shag (Torchwood)
callme_captain (Stargate SG-1 s1)

That is MOST of them. I REFUSE to list them all. X| Now .... ask away XDDDD

I love this icon too much

[crossroads-king.livejournal.com]

If Faith met Crowley would it just be violent, or violently hot?

[staturity]

Wait I have to list them all? Uhm. Yeah, I'm just going with the ones here. Sorry guys. Maybe if you bug me I'll dig them all up but that's a long list.

Cassie Lang/Stature
Daimon Hellstrom/Son of Satan
Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch
Sofia Mantega/Wind Dancer
Loren
Charles Kawalsky

I kept my promise.

[(Anonymous)]

So Sofia...Sophie Sophie Sophie Sofia...

If you were the opposite sex, and Laurie were still a girl...would you date/sleep with her.

[governmentninja]

Resident Evil
Leon S. Kennedy governmentninja
Kevin Ryman nevermadestars

Marvel Comics
Julian Keller/Hellion lil_hellion
Scott Summers/Cyclops old_one_eye
Nate Richards/Iron Lad inb4conquering
Sam Wilson/The Falcon he_done_snapped
Aaron Stack/Machine Man ihatefleshyones
Nate Grey the_new_shaman
The Worldmind it_is_critical
Robert Drake/Iceman icetastic
Exodus behold_exodus
Josiah X/Justice truths_justice
Jim Rhodes/War Machine jim_rhodes

DC Comics
Lex Luthor (Smallville) imperious_lex
Black Mask seriouslyevil
Grunge (Gen-13) totalbabemagnet

Exodus...

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

Fill in the blank.

Behold his mighty ________.

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

I have a list the size of God so I'll list my most played.

hisfathersstaff
bears_omnitrix
lackofdarkwings
pocketloli
fulltinyalchemy

Element Musebox
ilukonochan
meridianrebel (WITCH)
jacksmishaps
leafandthunder (Pokemon Extended Gameverse)
batcaveinbsmt
pterano_yellow (Power Rangers DT)
omniheroine (Gwen 10)

Other
founditinabook

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

Ben! [big face to boobs hug!]

[neverwastenaya.livejournal.com]

Why not? Like Shaun, going with my most-played/loudest muses.

Trans 9
Tenaya

Glaxcin Prison
Karone (locket_lost)
Ben Tennyson (omnitrixsavior)

Element musebox/Former Digital Dive
Ben Tennyson (hero_time)
Matt Olsen (whyicouldntfly)
Cornelia Hale (undivided_earth)
Rose (American Dragon: Jake Long) (every_thorn)
Scott Truman (eagle2_red)
Gil Grissom (grissom1liner)

[chosenlightchld.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay, doing this too, mimicing most played/loudest muses of Shaun and Akino.

Here:
chosenlightchld
hegmonstratos

Digital Dive:
tenshi_no_kibou
noguchi_yuka
killerofstars
uberlikehermama

Planeocracy:
scatterflower
evokeslovers
uberlikehermama

Element Musebox:
kandrakar_heart

[femalefool.livejournal.com]

Yukari-chan, did you really like wearing that maid outfit?

[DON'T TRY TO DENY IT, SHE SAW THAT RECORDING.]

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

Here:

Fate T. Harlaown(thunder_ace) - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
Koishi Komeiji(thirdeyeclosed) - Touhou Project
Ran Fan(bombhappyninja/diditinsix) - Fullmetal Alchemist
(apping) Minako Arisato(femalefool) - Persona 3

Elsewhere/Homeless:
Chrona(hell_inmyhead) - Soul Eater
Sora Himoto(protects_them) - Shitsurakuen
Marie Mjolnir(ilutoilet) - Soul Eater
Maya Fey(spiritualburger) - Ace Attorney
Maria Ushiromiya(beato_fangirl) - Umineko no ku Koro ni
Yukiko Amagi(lacyunderthings) - Persona 4

Yeah I have way more journals than this but these are the only ones I can say I'd try playing right now. SORRY THAT THEY'RE ALMOST ALL ANIME.

[(Anonymous)]

Where are you most ticklish? ♥

[dracosylvar.livejournal.com]

Just going with the ones I play here for now:

Rtas 'Vadum (Halo)

Celena Vantari (OC)

[vampycabanaboy.livejournal.com]

Since I don't remember half their journals any more... but here we go!

Band of Brothers:
Eugene 'Doc' Roe, sizzhus
George Luz gotapenny
Harry Welsh inadell
Thomas Meehan nojumptonight

Blade Trinity:
Hannibal King vampycabanaboy
Abigail Whistler daystararcher

Resident Evil (movies):
Chad Kaplan shewasright
Carlos oliveira

Books:
Perrin Aybara (The Wheel of Time)lordgoldeneyes
Brand of Amber (The Amber Chronicles)hopeless_son
Luke, son of Brand (The Merlin Cycle) lost_trump
Bleys of Amber (The Amber Chronicles)
Gavin Darklighter (Star Wars: Rogue Squadron) rogues_luck
Godric Gryffindor (Harry Potter) lion_wilde

Random Movies/TV shows/Games/Comics:
Mary Jensen (Kingdom Hospital) burnedbell
Galen Marek (Star Wars: Force Unleashed) gavethemhope
HK-47 (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic) onlylivetoserve
Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly) notamission
River Tam (Firefly)
Hal Jordan (DC) onewithoutfear
Oliver Queen (Smallville)
Allan A Dale (BBC Robin Hood)
Tonia Barrows (Star Trek: TOS) onshoreleave
Nero (NU!Star Trek)
George Kirk (NU!Star Trek)
Inari (Japanese Mythology)
Caprica Six (Battlestar Galactica re-imaged)

OCs:
Gwen MacKenzie (Firefly) browncoatdevil
Alyssa Ryan (X-men) kinshou_kitsune
Brooklyn Harris (Werewolf) waterfallreins

My one and only.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

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