THE ASK ANYTHING (INAPPROPRIATE) QUESTIONS MEME!

[terribly2shy.livejournal.com]

THE DIRECTIONS
⇄ Post a list of the characters you play, have played, wanna play, played in a dream once, whatever. (but you can also just make separate posts for your characters if you'd prefer that.) Also to make things easier, you can use this little doodad: <lj user="CHARACTERJOURNAL" title="CHARACTER NAME">
⇄ Other players come along and ask inappropriate questions. Examples: "So, does Jim-Bob's carpet match the curtains?" "What did Billy-Jo and Frank really do when they went off to have fun in chapter 13?"
⇄ Players respond, or if they choose, respond with the character in question for maximum embarrassment potential. Or both. TL;DR on the part of the players is, as always, highly encouraged.
⇄ Alternatively, go ask perfectly innocent questions like any other questions meme. No big deal.
⇄ Repeat until satisfaction is attained.

ADDITIONAL RULES, YO
⇆ If you want, you may specify what you'd prefer not to be asked or the level of inappropriateness you're comfortable with. Accordingly, everyone here reserves the right to refuse a question at any time.
⇆ Have fun, don't be lame.

(stolen with great abundance of love from fountainofcod)

Comments

Re: IC because it's funnier that way

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

If I did, it probably wouldn't do me any good. Look what happened to Josh.

[lolololol he's on the fast lane back to purgatory, this one]

[boozeandsurgery.livejournal.com]

Any suggestions then? Somehow I don't think flowers would impress in this case.

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

What do I look like, the fuckin' Messiah? I didn't exactly spend my afterlife at God's right hand.

Okay . . . I'm thinking, to get into God's good graces . . . you should probably look at everything I did with my life, and not do it. Most of it.

Re: IC because it's funnier that way

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

If you ever get it, let me know.

*is already planning the prank calls and some angry ranting calls*