THE ASK ANYTHING (INAPPROPRIATE) QUESTIONS MEME!

[terribly2shy.livejournal.com]

THE DIRECTIONS
⇄ Post a list of the characters you play, have played, wanna play, played in a dream once, whatever. (but you can also just make separate posts for your characters if you'd prefer that.) Also to make things easier, you can use this little doodad: <lj user="CHARACTERJOURNAL" title="CHARACTER NAME">
⇄ Other players come along and ask inappropriate questions. Examples: "So, does Jim-Bob's carpet match the curtains?" "What did Billy-Jo and Frank really do when they went off to have fun in chapter 13?"
⇄ Players respond, or if they choose, respond with the character in question for maximum embarrassment potential. Or both. TL;DR on the part of the players is, as always, highly encouraged.
⇄ Alternatively, go ask perfectly innocent questions like any other questions meme. No big deal.
⇄ Repeat until satisfaction is attained.

ADDITIONAL RULES, YO
⇆ If you want, you may specify what you'd prefer not to be asked or the level of inappropriateness you're comfortable with. Accordingly, everyone here reserves the right to refuse a question at any time.
⇆ Have fun, don't be lame.

(stolen with great abundance of love from fountainofcod)

Comments

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Hah. I've been encouraging him to use them less, but I suppose you would lay his lack of restraint on my doorstep.

these two needed to meet in the manga

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

[one helluva dark look in the ex-queen's eyes]

Yes, you're not exactly right measure of restraint and eloquence to teach my son how to control the dark urges.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

The dark magic is a more personal thing than you realize, presumptuous little queen. His fate lies in his own hands, not in mine and certainly not in those of any other master you might find for him.

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

Who says that I am going to find him another master? I may not be happy with what he is doing, but what you are teaching him does do him good.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

You did. Just now when you said I didn't have enough restraint or eloquence or whatever.

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

Yes. That was a remark about your person.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

And my ability to teach him.

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

Which you are doing a good enough job of.

You may not have all restraint and eloquence, but you do have a measure of the two, and that appears to be enough.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

[Sort of flattered but totally not admitting it when a) she qualified all her compliments and b) Nagi]

Hmph.