THE ASK ANYTHING (INAPPROPRIATE) QUESTIONS MEME!

[terribly2shy.livejournal.com]

THE DIRECTIONS
⇄ Post a list of the characters you play, have played, wanna play, played in a dream once, whatever. (but you can also just make separate posts for your characters if you'd prefer that.) Also to make things easier, you can use this little doodad: <lj user="CHARACTERJOURNAL" title="CHARACTER NAME">
⇄ Other players come along and ask inappropriate questions. Examples: "So, does Jim-Bob's carpet match the curtains?" "What did Billy-Jo and Frank really do when they went off to have fun in chapter 13?"
⇄ Players respond, or if they choose, respond with the character in question for maximum embarrassment potential. Or both. TL;DR on the part of the players is, as always, highly encouraged.
⇄ Alternatively, go ask perfectly innocent questions like any other questions meme. No big deal.
⇄ Repeat until satisfaction is attained.

ADDITIONAL RULES, YO
⇆ If you want, you may specify what you'd prefer not to be asked or the level of inappropriateness you're comfortable with. Accordingly, everyone here reserves the right to refuse a question at any time.
⇆ Have fun, don't be lame.

(stolen with great abundance of love from fountainofcod)

Comments

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

I do not believe that it matters.

And you are not Nagi.

[screw-the-intro.livejournal.com]

Guilty as charged. Hello auntie.

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

Ah. Hello Nekane.

[screw-the-intro.livejournal.com]

Please, in this guise it's Black Rose Baron. ^_^

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

That is...an pecuilar name.

[screw-the-intro.livejournal.com]

I was working undercover.

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

Doing what, may I ask?

[screw-the-intro.livejournal.com]

Protecting Negi from harm, guiding him, offering advice. Being a big sister.

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

I see. I thank you for taking care of my son, Nekane. It means quite a lot since I was not there to do those things myself [and the guilt she feels would sink a submarine]

[screw-the-intro.livejournal.com]

It's worse for Negi in our universe. in the !? universe he only knows of his father. He has no idea of who you are.

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

That is unfortunate.

[screw-the-intro.livejournal.com]

Very. But he's a young man who will learn his place in the world.