DRUNK MEME

[boundlesslight.livejournal.com]

The premise is really very simple: The characters posted here are getting drunk at this on-planet marketplace. If your character would normally do so, you need no further instruction. Have fun!

If your character's a teetotaler, though, no worries. All the foods and beverages here at this strange marketplace of wonders are so imperceptibly alcohol-laced that no one will have a clue until it's too late. :3 By then, the fun's already beginning and there is NO ESCAPE. You are all DOOMED to suffer. Or puke. Or be really really super, if you're the type to process alcohol amazingly well.

Eat, drink, and have a party! There's plenty of partying with the locals over here for your characters to join in on. You have the vendors' corridor and a field outside it to roam around in, and for some reason the outdoor field is stocked with enormous gliding kites. This recipe sounds pretty disasteriffic to me.

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[sanguineroyal.livejournal.com]

"I know," she smiled smugly. She took another sip of her alcoholic blood, "Get to a better form, and I will let you touch them."

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

"Good," Katara said, grinning, "because I still remember what you said to Billy, you freaked him out! Granted, it was a little funny, though don't tell him I said that."

Here, Katara clicked her tongue. "Oh, EVERY guys says that. how do I know its true?"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Hey. Hey. Hey. That's the.... POINT of this whole mess, isn't it? So you're not telling me to do anything I wasn't... already..."

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"What... that I'm a guy? Or I'm a gorgeous guy? I can -- I can prove both. You gonna challenge it?" He lifted his eyebrows again.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I think its pretty obvious you're a guy," Katara laughed. "I mean, you'd have to be stupid not to know that. That you're a gorgeous guy is the thing I'm challenging, yeah."

How could he prove it anyway?

[starbolts]

She answered, of course, with a blank stare.

"We have never been considerably warmer than usual, nor have we experienced gravity fluctuations. Do you wish to?"

Maybe it was some sort of strange Overlord experiment. Who knew?

[starbolts]

"Wonderful!" So Katara still maintained her coordination even after consuming alcohol.

"I bow to your skill, she said quietly, managing a sort of forward flip instead.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

"Thank you," Katara said, giving a flip of her own...which turned out not so coordinated as she felt right on her butt, groaning.

"I guess I'm not as all there as I thought," Katara said, laughing at her own mistake.

[starbolts]

"Oh," Starfire gasped, stumbling forward to help Katara up.

"What part of you is missing?" She didn't see any missing limbs. That was good, right?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Oh, I'll help you get all warm," Zetta said, still shamelessly leering. "And then we'll... uh..." He lost his train of thought for a minute as he frowned. "Uh, this innuendo isn't getting through to you at all, is it?"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Hyaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Zetta can deliver that laugh perfectly even while rip-roaring. "When we get back to the ship! We'll go to the snes... sesnoriam -- that -- thing that I can't... hey, words. You know. The thing. That would let me show you."

[starbolts]

"Innuendo?"

Dizzy enough by now, Starfire seated herself next to the book and its carrier minion. "You are trying to...flirt, yes?"

With a soft grin, she starts to curl around them like a satisfied cat. What? It's getting cold and she's woozy.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

She giggled. That reminded her of something that Luna would have said. She missed her.

"I'm all right, its just an expression," she said. "Maybe I can help you wit some of those expression. Is there anything else you didn't really understand that you heard today?"

She says this swaying a little, of course."

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Katara did have to bowl over here giggling. She was feeling pretty silly herself, although she definitely knew what he was talking about.

"If you say so, Overlord Zetta. Zetta, Zeh-tah. Hehe. That's funny!"

Now she's turning a little red. Maybe she DID have one too many samples...

[governorkang]

"...you're going to have a hell of a hangover tomorrow. Come on, girl, let's get you to your room so you can sleep this off," Kang shook his head, his arm going around her to help support her.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Hey! My name's not funny! It's -- awesome! Because it's mine!" Zetta, similarly, would be having a lot more weight behind his protests if he weren't snickering at Katara's loopy giggling.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Yes. Or... hit on you. That also works. Ugh, does that phrase parse?" Zetta certainly was satisfied with the curl, even as he struggled to make his brain work through the haaaaze. "I'm not gonna hit you. That's not what that means."

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

"But it sounds like a vegetable!" Katara said, laughing aloud. "Zetta! Don't you think so? Why do you think I have to call you Overlord? Zetta just sounds...weird!"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Well what the hell is 'Katara' then?" Zetta returned with all the maturity of a five-year-old. "Cat aura? Or maybe it's the verb that means 'to put tar on asphalt'! KaTAHuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh. Cat aura! At least I have a cool title."

This would be almost mean of Zetta if he wasn't laughing through it all too. At least the strongest being in existence is a happy drunk.

[starbolts]

"Thank you for refraining", she sighed, "but why is it called hitting on?"

[starbolts]

"Lord Zetta described pleasant company as 'hot and heavy'. I still do not understand."

Maybe they should sit down? Star sunk to the ground, willing the spinning to stop.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

B-Beee?

::Oh yeah, he's warbling and once back down on the ground, swaying like a mast in the wind. Even so, he's still got his Mama Hen on and nudges a shoulder to try and at least help support the Human.::

Tarrr-Taa...Tarrrr be si-ck too. Rrrr-enne he-helll-p.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Uh. I don't know," Zetta said. "It... just is? 'Seduce' is too damn elegant a word for me, so I dunno what else to use..."

[morphitudinous]

"Seems that we'rall sick," Billy observes, leaning into their touch and willing the nausea back down.

In response to Katara, he doesn't bother with nodding---that would just make the headache worse. Instead, he grips the pole closest to him and hauls upward----only to back down and reach for the bucket.

Yeah, he's that sick. Not handling alcohol at all, this one.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Katara stuck out her tongue. "Actually, it means to block. If you look at the way its written, the first part means to block or check, the middle means pagoda and the last mean to pull, like my element with water. And your title would matter more if you weren't a book!"

She said this with almost no malice: it WAS her name, the last thing she had from her nation.