http://broken-buster.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] broken-buster.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2010-10-30 11:55 am

GOSSIP MEME

The ship is huge. People interact, because they're forced to or because they want to, either way.

Something that happens at these times is pure gossip. Whether it be small talk over a meal, pillow talk between lovers, or scratched graffiti on the walls of the city, word gets around.

It might be true.

It might not be.

But it's interesting and keeps people entertained, so let's gather some of that gossip! Here, list some of the things your characters have heard or might say. Maybe have some reactions to it?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it true that Kang and Mei Xing are dating?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, but they've been spending a lot of time together. And she looks like she's been walking a little funny, recently.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That's very interesting. Any signs from him?
governorkang: (Flustered / Go away I have a mate)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-10-30 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[jfkjffjdfk]

No. I am not attracted to elves, and I have a mate.

[identity profile] killsfengshui.livejournal.com 2010-10-30 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
My pelvis is screeching in horror right now. jsyk.

please go die for making me picture his penis.

*breaks fourth wall*

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, then you like Tamaraneans! Why didn't Starfire tell me?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It looks like it. Have you seen the way she walks after she was seen nearby him?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It's retractable.

Please don't ask me how I discovered this.
governorkang: (Idiots / Facepalm)

Re: *breaks fourth wall*

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-10-30 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goddammit.]

You do realize that nothing like that was meant by it, and she only did it to learn Nerakese?

[identity profile] killsfengshui.livejournal.com 2010-10-30 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I figured it had to be, he's kind of reptilian. They don't have free-dangling bits.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it was Kang and Nehaa?

Unless he's netting a space goat and an Asian elf. If so, he's the biggest pimp on-ship.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't forget Starfire. He scored a harem!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure he's working on Kaylee, too.
starbolts: (Truly?! *gasp*)

[personal profile] starbolts 2010-10-30 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
He...scored? In what game?

I do not understand this. I have not interacted extensively with Kang, and we are certainly not dating!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
What about Aibghalien? Did he already get into the other elf, if you know what I mean?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you have thought about his penis in detail...

[identity profile] dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com 2010-10-30 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Your pardon?]
governorkang: (Idiots / Facepalm)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-10-30 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[STOP DISCUSSING HIS ANATOMY PLZKTHNX.]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure that Mei-Xing's the one that's hooked Aibghalien. He showed up at her house and stayed for quite a while.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't forget the ship pets! I think I saw Alice giving Rufus the friendly once-over the other day.

They're both rats, right?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw him with others too...

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Not to mention what the wolves were doing. EWW.

Get a room or a cave, eww.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...but they are not pets.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It won't be for lack of trying, anyway.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
So you just had a one-night stand with him?

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