GOSSIP MEME

[broken-buster.livejournal.com]

The ship is huge. People interact, because they're forced to or because they want to, either way.

Something that happens at these times is pure gossip. Whether it be small talk over a meal, pillow talk between lovers, or scratched graffiti on the walls of the city, word gets around.

It might be true.

It might not be.

But it's interesting and keeps people entertained, so let's gather some of that gossip! Here, list some of the things your characters have heard or might say. Maybe have some reactions to it?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Is it true that Kang and Mei Xing are dating?

[(Anonymous)]

I dunno, but they've been spending a lot of time together. And she looks like she's been walking a little funny, recently.

[(Anonymous)]

That's very interesting. Any signs from him?

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

My pelvis is screeching in horror right now. jsyk.

please go die for making me picture his penis.

[(Anonymous)]

It's retractable.

Please don't ask me how I discovered this.

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

I figured it had to be, he's kind of reptilian. They don't have free-dangling bits.

[governorkang]

[jfkjffjdfk]

No. I am not attracted to elves, and I have a mate.

*breaks fourth wall*

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, then you like Tamaraneans! Why didn't Starfire tell me?

Re: *breaks fourth wall*

[governorkang]

[Goddammit.]

You do realize that nothing like that was meant by it, and she only did it to learn Nerakese?

Re: *breaks fourth wall*

[(Anonymous)]

She slept with you to learn Nerakese? Couldn't you just have taught her the language?

[(Anonymous)]

It looks like it. Have you seen the way she walks after she was seen nearby him?

[(Anonymous)]

I thought it was Kang and Nehaa?

Unless he's netting a space goat and an Asian elf. If so, he's the biggest pimp on-ship.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't forget Starfire. He scored a harem!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure he's working on Kaylee, too.

[(Anonymous)]

They're friends and that's it. Got it?

[starbolts]

He...scored? In what game?

I do not understand this. I have not interacted extensively with Kang, and we are certainly not dating!

[(Anonymous)]

So you just had a one-night stand with him?

[(Anonymous)]

What about Aibghalien? Did he already get into the other elf, if you know what I mean?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure that Mei-Xing's the one that's hooked Aibghalien. He showed up at her house and stayed for quite a while.

[(Anonymous)]

I saw him with others too...

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[Your pardon?]

[sliththepimp.livejournal.com]

Fon would really love to know the details on this.

[governorkang]

You know none of this shit is true, Slith.

[sliththepimp.livejournal.com]

You know Fon, though. She'll try to find out who's spreading rumors about you. And it won't be pretty when she does.

[governorkang]

I know. I'd rather she didn't end up in the brig because she killed someone.