Oh the weather outside is frightful...

[boundlesslight.livejournal.com]

☀THE WARM AND TOASTY MEME☀
The situation: It is dreadfully cold. Think 'ice cave where all those slash fics are set'.
The goal: Keep each other warm tonight!

☀ STEP ONE: Comment with your characters. One comment for each character.
☀ STEP TWO: Other people reply to your characters.
☀ STEP THREE: Both participants are aware that they should/must keep nice and warm. To do that, you need to bundle up nice and closely, however grudgingly. No, killing your threadmate and cuddling the body doesn't count.
☀ STEP FOUR: Keep 'em warm! Hot cocoa, hot coffee, hot tea, hot mustard, or other suitably warming beverages will be provided if you cooperate.
☀ STEP FIVE: Lulz ensue!

((Basically just a winter-themed cuddle meme, with evil ideas from Shae and Col. Add some cuddle urges in the air if your characters won't otherwise cooperate but you want them to.))

Comments

[morphitudinous]

[It's cooold. Even his inventions are malfunctioning, can't wire his way out of this one.]

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

::Have a pile of thick, white fur pelts Billy.::

[morphitudinous]

[Suddenly buried under them! He pulls them tight and looks for a bundle of blue.]

Renne?

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

::He's under there all right, curled up as tightly as he can go. Chirp::

[morphitudinous]

There you are.

[Unsure if he would help or hurt, since Renne's core temperature is much higher than his. So he'll rub over Renne's pelt for now.]

I'm sorry I couldn't build that heater. The parts were too jammed with ice.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Is noh Bee fawl-t.

::Chirp-trill. Billy gets a burrowing nudge::

[morphitudinous]

As long as we pull out of this.

[Makes a soft noise at the bump] Do you need me down there?

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Is Bee wahrrrm?

::His temperature may be weird but he does know that Humans have difficulty with the cold::

[morphitudinous]

Not particularly, but it will improve with time. As long as the pelts are sealed, I'll retain more heat.

[He doesn't need Renne getting cold again.]

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eee. Furrrr be goo-d.

::He's kept these yeti pelts in good condition so their age of a few years might only show just a little. He wraps another section of the things around the Human::

[morphitudinous]

[Nods and curls into the furs, shivering finally stopping.] Thanks. Are you going to be all right?

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eee.

::Nod. He will be -- he's curling up and bundling in his own section of fur right next to you::

[morphitudinous]

[Twists so that his fur is around Renne's, almost looking like a complicated roll from above. Ah, there's the tea---huh? Tea?]

Did you make this?

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eee?

::Tea? Sniff. Ear-flick::

[morphitudinous]

Then you didn't?

[Sniffs it carefully. It certainly smells rich and inviting---and a quick scan doesn't reveal any dangers.]

Hmm. I wonder where it came from.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Rrr-enne noh know. But...

::It is a good idea. A minute or so later, he's pulled a mug of hot coffee from memory. Sumatran brew of course but he's not thinking too hard on its significance::

[morphitudinous]

[Billy breathes quietly, taking in the scents and sensations. He's finally starting to feel warm.]

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

::The coffee is how he likes it -- A little cream, sweetened up. He'll take a shot at conversation to try and keep minds off the unpleasant cold.::

Do it be cohld wherrre Bee is frrrom?

[morphitudinous]

[That sounds good to him.]

Not often. I live in a warmer climate, so even our winters rarely see snow. I've never experienced this cold before.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eee. Rrrr-enne did once...But it noh be in Orrrrigin. It be wahrrrm therrre. Was...

::"The Origin", his word for his native land. "Warm" however, might be the understatement of the eon for any Human::

[morphitudinous]

[From what he knew of Renne's people...]

You're used to warmth that I would consider unbearably hot, right?

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eey-ess. It be hurrrt to Hew-mahns, it be.

::That's why he has such strict control over his core body temperature, heat recirculation and anytime he simulates his native lands. He really wouldn't want to turn anyone into a pile of ash.::

[morphitudinous]

[Nods and curls his furs closer]

And you survived the cold with cover like this?

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

It noh nehverrr get cohld. Th-is be...be prrres-ent frrrom in Rrrrih-Din.

::Chirp. Burrow. These are indeed from his years in Rhy'Din, when he'd gone far up to the north::

[morphitudinous]

I'm thankful you were given the gift.

[With the tea and everything, this isn't so bad.]