We'll start the bidding at two beans and a tentacle

[boundlesslight.livejournal.com]

 

the auction meme

Congratulations, everyone! The meatship's short on money, and you know what that means? More of yours is needed! The problem will be solved by auctioning volunteers off to other crew members. Once bid on, you'll be providing services to whoever bought you. Have fun with that.

RULES:

-If you're putting someone up to auction, make a post. Try to present your character in as good of a light as possible!
-Place a bid for a specific service. Everyone has unlimited money here, so use as much or as little as you want and bid on as many crew members as you want!
-No bidding for sexytimes. This isn't the kink meme, that'll be soon enough. Bidding for things like prom dates and kisses, though? Acceptable and encouraged! The more fun and frivolous (or emotional and tempting)? The better!
-Optionally play out the requested favor.
-Players and characters have the right to refuse to honor bids that squick them out. It's for fun, not an OOC obligation.

I will be placing an example of a bidding thread in the comments to show you how it works.

Comments

[birthmural]

[Look at those muscles, ladies and gentlemen! And no tattoo birthmark anymore! No demonic darksoul to deal with, no. All you've got now is one world renowned exorcist and expert in demonlogy.]

[withteethbared.livejournal.com]

I will bid the choice part of my next kill on you admitting you had a fire spirit on your head.

[birthmural]

It is- was not a fire spirit.

[withteethbared.livejournal.com]

That is not how this works. I think that you are confused.

[birthmural]

No, you are confused. Do not tell me how my own body works- worked.

[withteethbared.livejournal.com]

I did not tell you how it works, just a thing to say!

It is not hard to say a thing. Look at me, I am doing it right now. Are you too cowardly then?

[birthmural]

It is not a matter of cowardice. It is a matter of what is true.

[withteethbared.livejournal.com]

I think that I am right and it was a fire spirit. You are just embarrassed.

It's okay. Once Bleeds-For-Fenris had a fire spirit on his head too. Except it was very mad and he got lots of scars that time.

You'll have to raise the stakes and appeal for the good of the meatship

[birthmural]

I am NOT embarrassed. I DO NOT HAVE AND HAVE NEVER HAD A FIRE SPIRIT ON MY HEAD!