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[azora-mysta.livejournal.com]

wednesday face-sucking meme!


Here's how it works!

1. POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. One per comment usually works pretty well.
2. Everybody's welcome! Oldbies, newbies, people not in the game yet but thinking about it...
3. Other people, anon or logged in, comment with names of other characters! Or you can namedrop your own characters anonly. No one will know ;)
4. When you find the named character, comment to them with yours! 
5. The command is simple: your character has to kiss them ASAP. Face-sucking is the goal, but other kinds of kisses are cool as well if it's too gross or if you have an even better idea! And no one has to do anything.
6. GO FORTH AND HAVE FUN, DARLINGS.

Comments

[starbolts]

Starfire will likely know many many languages by the end of this meme.

[(Anonymous)]

Nokosi....

[(Anonymous)]

Ronnae

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

[Reasons like this is why he can't have nice things.]

Starfire! You're not particularly busy, are you? I could really use some help.

[starbolts]

I am not.

[She flies over to him!]

How can I assist you?

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm trying a new potion out for my friend, Nehaalista. She was terrible with finding a mate and I can only assume she's even worse at it now. This should help her, maybe.

[He offers a vial with a milky-blue liquid inside. Mmm, mmm.]

[starbolts]

I will! Do not worry, we will help her!

[Just...unquestioningly takes it.]

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

[You feel tingly. Other than that? Nothing. It tastes like super-sweet nectar.]

Any changes? Let's see if this works!

[Nokosi places his hands on her shoulder and presses his lips against hers. He lifts each finger up slowly, as if counting time, all the way to 10.]

[starbolts]

[Mm, delicious. She likes---oh--huh?]

Yes, let us!

[The smile fades a bit before that, but she kisses obediently. Shouldn't be too much longer.]

[(Anonymous)]

Ronnae. It could be cute!

[morphitudinous]

[Hello pretty girl from the Outsiders that he's sure he's seen flying around]

Excuse me, miss---are you Starfire?

[starbolts]

I am!

[She floats down and eyes him curiously.]

Good afternoon. Is there anything that I can help you with?

[morphitudinous]

[Okay, so Ronnie's the prettiest of course, but if she wasn't in the picture...]

It's a ridiculous dare I've been goaded into. Please don't take this the wrong way---I don't want to hurt your feelings at all. I'll be out of your way in a minute.

[He knows she's really powerful. This is potentially dangerous. But he's going to take Nokosi's advice and just get it over with---here, Star, have a kiss.]

[starbolts]

Oh, the dare---will this involve strange substances?

[No? Just a kiss? She can do that. While he holds her arms awkwardly, she moves to wrap around his neck for just a moment. It's tentative from him, but she's just a bit bolder. No tongue---the length of it tends to scare people.]

[morphitudinous]

[He's alive! Billy pulls back, looking relieved and very willing to escape.]

I'm Billy, by the way. I'm sorry that our introduction wasn't under better circumstances, but I'll probably see you later. It'll be easier when we aren't coerced into doing this sort of thing.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I pretty much got told to make out with everyone here, I think.

[starbolts]

[Starfire kneels in front of him.]

Everyone? Would that not be exhausting?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

It could be worse, I could be Ronnae.

[starbolts]

[Starfire seems concerned for her friend.]

What is happening to Ronnae?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Uh, she's the meme bicycle. Everyone gets a ride.

[puny-parker.livejournal.com]

Well, if nothing else, at least you'll learn Klingon?

[starbolts]

...Klingon? Where did you learn this?

[puny-parker.livejournal.com]

[Peter shrugged]

Internet and TV?

[starbolts]

I see! Maybe I should also try learning that way.

[She shrugs and smiles.]

Have you come for a kiss also?

[puny-parker.livejournal.com]

Yup. Got dared, but the fact that this is the least awkward one I've been told to do by far is a bonus.