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the excuses get sadder and sadder

wednesday face-sucking meme!
Doin it wrong.

Here's how it works!

POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. One per comment usually works pretty well.
Everybody's welcome! Oldbies, newbies, people not in the game yet but thinking about it...
Other people, anon or logged in, comment with names of other characters! Or you can namedrop your own characters anonly. No one will know ;)
When you find the named character, comment to them with yours!
The command is simple: your character has to kiss them ASAP. Face-sucking is the goal, but other kinds of kisses are cool as well if it's too gross or if you have an even better idea! And no one has to do anything.
GO FORTH AND HAVE FUN, DARLINGS.

You really haven't dated much, have you? Girls kinda get annoyed by that.

Not that I think you'll be getting a lot of play as a book, of course.

W-what the?! Of course I have! Girls like a strong, awesome guy!

Yeah, well, now you're a book.

So, I guess we should do this, huh?

Yyyyyyyyyup.

::shakes her head, picking up the book and totally landing a fairly good three second kiss::

There. Teacher and student shouldn't do more than that anyway.

Huh. That wasn't bad.

Of course it wasn't. You're not the only one who's awesome.

Well, you're my apprentice, of course you are!

I got way more popular than I thought.

So either I'm awesome, or its, like, pedo world here.

I'm not sure that's an either-or.

Why am I the one who is trying not to mack on the lolis?

Ya think?

Because you're a book. How can you get farther than first base?

Eh, there's sensoriums and stuff. I don't think it has a damn thing to do with me being a book.

Then what do you think it is?

Uh, probably the 'evil demon' part.

"Ah, big deal about the demon part. Its not like you have hooves and horns and slathering jaws with fangs and shit. I bet you could land girls easy once you get a body."

Pfft, everyone on this ship goes for 'personality', Ms. Ego Is A Turnoff.

"Yeah well, trust me: there are a LOT of people on the ship. At least you;re the right age, ok?"

"That's what the aging pills are for, aren't they?"

"I'm not gonna use something like that casually. Those pills are some powerful items, and I think they'll play a part down the line. I'm not using them for something stupid like a date. Besides, if the Ohm kill us, what would have been the point? Better I deal as who I am or whatever, right?"

"Eh. Fair enough. I thought they were a for-fun item... at least, that's what I heard they were used for."

"Well yeah, because Negi is dumb sometimes, but I have my own ideas about why I'd use something like that. There are way more important things than dating, after all."

"Whatcha got cooking in that devious mind of yours?"

"You know that apprentice of yours? I may to go drinking with her in a few days. So I'm gonna need the pills."

"You're also my apprentice now, we had that talk."

She laughed, but didn't look unappreciative. "Yeah well, you know what I mean. She and I will have an appointment in that tavern sooner or later."

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